Superman is so effing good <3
Lois: I've done Superman!
[jimmy and clark snicker]
Lois: I've covered him! You know what I mean!
Superman: [after saving Lois Lane and other members of the media from a plane crash] I hope this hasn't put you off of flying. Statistically speaking, it's still the safest way to travel.
Lex Luthor: Kitty, what did my father always say?
Kitty Kowalski: You're losing your hair.
Lex Luthor: Before that.
Kitty Kowalski: Get out?
Kitty Kowalski: Wow, that's really something, Lex.
Lex Luthor: Wait for it.
Kitty Kowalski: Wow, that's really something, Lex. It's freaking Gone with the Wind!
Kitty Kowalski: [Lex Luthor is angerly throwing coconuts into the sea] Lex! We only have six of those!
Lex Luthor: I would trade 300,000 of these and every ounce of blood in your body for one quart of gasoline!
Perry White: Great Caesar's ghost!
Lex Luthor: This ordinary crystal is a seed, and all it needs is water.
[pause]
Kitty Kowalski: Like Sea Monkeys?
Lex Luthor: [sighs] Exactly, Kitty. Like Sea Monkeys.
Lex Luthor: [Pointing to his ear] Come on, let me hear you say it
Lois Lane: You're insane!
Lex Luthor: No! Haha, the other thing
Lois Lane: [In a loud voice] Superman will never...
Lex Luthor: [Before Lois even finishes her sentence Lex screams this in her face] WRONG!
Jason White: You're bald!
Lex Luthor: [smiles and says sarcastically] Cute kid.
Lex Luthor: [after receiving a will the widow signed leaving him all the money and handing his wig to a little girl] You can have that. The rest is mine.
Clark Kent: How did Lex Luthor get out of prison?
Jimmy Olsen: When his appeals came up, they called Superman as a witness, and he never showed. How much do you think that pisses off Superman?
Clark Kent: ...A lot.
I get to see POTC2 this weekend as well <3 Go me!