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Put an X on the things that make the statement true and a + if you haven't don it, but want to
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
( ) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN TO JAPAN
( ) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
( ) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(X) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
( ) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(X) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(X) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
( ) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(+) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
( ) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
( ) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(+) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(+) I'VE NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
( ) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
(X) I NEVER HAVE THROWN UP IN A BAR (HaHaHa...)
(X) I NEVER HAVE PURPOSELY SET A PART OF MYSELF ON FIRE
( ) I NEVER HAVE EATEN SUSHI
(+) I NEVER HAVE BEEN SNOWBOARDING
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH MYSELF
( ) I NEVER HAVE WATCHED PORN
(X) I NEVER HAVE FANTASIZED ABOUT SLEEPING WITH A CARTOON AND/OR COMIC CHARACTER
(X) I NEVER HAVE OUT AND OUT LIED ON A RESUME TO GET A JOB
(X) I NEVER HAVE JUMPED OUT OF AN AIRPLANE
(X) I NEVER ATE MY OWN FECES
(X) I NEVER KNIFED ANYONE
(X) I NEVER LEFT WORK EARLY BECAUSE IT WAS BORING
(X) I NEVER THOUGHT MEG RYAN WAS THE HOTTEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD
(X) I NEVER HAD A BUNCH OF ANGRY MONKEYS THROW POOP AT ME
( ) I NEVER SLEPT WITH SOMEONE UNDERAGE (if it counts as me being underage?)
(X) I NEVER HAVE BLED FROM THE EYE
(X) I NEVER HAD A CAR KEY IMPALED IN MY HAND
(X) I NEVER VOTED BUSH
(+) I NEVER HAD SEX IN A MOVIE THEATER
(X) I NEVER HAVE SHIT MYSELF
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN SWIMMING IN THE DETROIT RIVER
(X) I'VE NEVER DECLARED BANKRUPTCY
(X) I'VE NEVER BOWLED A 300 GAME
(X) I'VE NEVER KICKED OUT A ROOMMATE
( ) I'VE NEVER FALLEN DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS
(+) I'VE NEVER LET A BAND FROM OUT OF TOWN STAY AT MY HOUSE OR APARTMENT
(X) I'VE NEVER HAD "MAJOR" SURGERY
(X) I'VE NEVER FALLEN ASLEEP WHILE DRIVING
(X) I'VE NEVER SOLD CD'S BECAUSE I WAS BROKE
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN BITTEN BY A LARGE DOG
(+) I'VE NEVER HAD SOMEONE CALL THE COPS BECAUSE MY PARTY/STEREO WAS TOO LOUD
(+) I'VE NEVER SIPHONED GAS FROM SOMEONE ELSE'S CAR
(X) I'VE NEVER DITCHED OUT ON A RESTARAUNT CHECK
(X) I'VE NEVER TOLD SOMEONE ELSE I HATED THEM
(X) I'VE NEVER HAD SEX WHILE SOMEONE WATCHED (closely)
(X) I'VE NEVER WATCHED TWO PEOPLE HAVE SEX (closely)
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN A HOSTAGE
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A COVER BAND
(X) I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY PLAYED GOLF
( ) I'VE NEVER CAUGHT A BIG-ASS FISH
( ) I'VE NEVER SLEPT FOR OVER 16 HOURS
( ) I'VE NEVER FALLEN ASLEEP DURING A LECTURE
(+) I'VE NEVER TOLD MY BOSS HE/SHE COULD "FUCK THEMSELVES"
(X) I'VE NEVER WOKE UP SCREAMING FROM A NIGHTMARE
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN EVICTED FROM A HOUSE OR APARTMENT
(X) I'VE NEVER WORN A COSTUME OUTSIDE WHEN IT WASN'T HALLOWEEN
( ) I'VE NEVER PURCHASED PORNOGRAPHY FROM A BONA FIDE PORNOGRAPHY STORE (not just the liquor store)
(X) I'VE NEVER HAD TO GET A LAWYER
( ) I'VE NEVER FOUND A $20 BILL IN THE LAUNDRY
( ) I'VE NEVER READ A WHOLE BOOK IN ONE SITTING
(X) I'VE NEVER RAN MY CAR OUT OF GAS
(X) I'VE NEVER HALLUCINATED FROM THE EFFECTS OF DRUGS
( ) I'VE NEVER HAD A TOOTH PULLED
(X) I'VE NEVER SEEN "IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE"
( ) I'VE NEVER HAD A NORMAL PET LIKE A CAT OR DOG
(X) I'VE NEVER HAD AN EXOTIC PET LIKE A SNAKE, LIZARD OR CONGRESSMAN
(X) I'VE NEVER VOTED IN A PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION
( ) I'VE NEVER GOTTEN CITRUS JUICE IN MY EYE
( ) I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING STUPID JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE DARED ME TO DO IT
(X) I'VE NEVER SMOKED A WHOLE PACK AT THE BAR
( ) I'VE NEVER DRIVEN MORE THAN 2 HOURS TO SEE A BAND OR CONCERT
( ) I'VE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE
(X) I'VE NEVER MASTURBATED WHILE DRIVING
(X) I'VE NEVER EATEN DOG FOOD
(X) I'VE NEVER MASTERBATED WHILE MY ROOMATE WAS GETTING SOME IN THE NEXT ROOM...: )
(X) I'VE NEVER PURPOSELY RUN OVER AN ANIMAL WHILE DRIVING
(X) I'VE NEVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING
(X) I'VE NEVER BEATEN SOMEONE TO DEATH
(X) I'VE NEVER JUMPED INTO A PURPLE POOL WITH LEFT HANDED ZOMBIES
(X) I'VE NEVER HAD A FULL-BRAZILIAN WAX.
(X) I'VE NEVER HAD A MAKE-OUT CONTEST WITH A FRIEND (who can make-out w/ more people first)
( ) I'VE NEVER PULLED 3 ALL-NIGHTERS IN A ROW FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER.
(X) I'VE NEVER TOLD OFF AN OLD PERSON (older than 70).
(X) I'VE NEVER STALKED A RADIO PERSONALITY TO GET FREE TICKETS TO CONCERTS.
(X) I'VE NEVER PARTICIPATED IN A PIE-EATING CONTEST.
(X) I'VE NEVER TRAVELLED CROSS-COUNTRY TO MEET UP W/ SOMEONE.
(X) I'VE NEVER TRIED TO SET A RECORD FOR RIPLEY'S BELIEVE IT OR NOT.
(X) I'VE NEVER YELLED OUT LOUD "I NEED ASS!!!"