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Went thrifting today for red and white stuff for the Christmas burlesque show tomorrow at Vex.
A list of things learned:
Cowboy boots SUCK in snow.
People don't know how to drive in snow.
I do.
I found a bustier at The Village that either
a)once belonged to a midget
or
b.) once belonged to a very sexy 6 year old.
I'm HOPING it was the midget. Dear god please.
When I eat at Burger King I want to throw up. WHY DO I BUY IT!?
The movie "Gypsy" pisses me off, because its Sondheim, and Gypsy's mom is a huge ho-bitch.
I haven't been in a show since I've been single.
Well, holla. It's time for the real Julie to come out.
And I hope "the real Julie" is not a nip slip. I'm doing burlesque, not stripping.... Subtle difference.
FUCK IT LETS DO IT LIVE.
A list of things learned:
Cowboy boots SUCK in snow.
People don't know how to drive in snow.
I do.
I found a bustier at The Village that either
a)once belonged to a midget
or
b.) once belonged to a very sexy 6 year old.
I'm HOPING it was the midget. Dear god please.
When I eat at Burger King I want to throw up. WHY DO I BUY IT!?
The movie "Gypsy" pisses me off, because its Sondheim, and Gypsy's mom is a huge ho-bitch.
I haven't been in a show since I've been single.
Well, holla. It's time for the real Julie to come out.
And I hope "the real Julie" is not a nip slip. I'm doing burlesque, not stripping.... Subtle difference.
FUCK IT LETS DO IT LIVE.