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[pint_of_bitter]

Whilst cleaning the flat today I found some earrings tossed in the back of my knickers drawer that I'd forgot about completely. It occurred to me that diamonds don't half sparkle the way they ought when no-one's about to appreciate them

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[jmff]

Would you like some new knickers too?

[pint_of_bitter]

I beg your pardon?

[jmff]

Well, it seems if you had new underpants the diamonds might sparkle the way they used to.

[pint_of_bitter]

But, it wasn't the underpants detracting from their lustre! However, if you are insisting I am in no position to refuse.

[jmff]

Lunch as well, do you think? One simply cannot go shopping for undergarments on an empty stomach.

[pint_of_bitter]

No, one cannot. Shall I meet you or will you be picking me up here?

[jmff]

Whatever works best for you, though I suggest you come here. It's been a while since you've seen Steve, and he's grown so much.

[pint_of_bitter]

Oh, as if he's even missed me! Is tomorrow morning too early?

[jmff]

He'll have missed his Auntie Marietta more if she brings him something delicious to chew upon.

Tomorrow morning is lovely.

[pint_of_bitter]

Will do.

I'll be round sometime tomorrow, then.

I did miss you.

[jmff]

I missed you too, Budgie.