PROOF THAT HOMOPHOBES ARE CLOSETED GAYS - AHH MOBY YOU ALWAYS MANAGE TO MAKE ME SMILE
ahh moby you always manage to make me smile!
enjoy:
- ah ha!
proof that homophobes are just closeted gays!
feel free to share this study with any of your homophobic friends(maybe while you gently encourage them to come out of the closet and accept their feelings and move to sydney or new york or san francisco and dance to house music until 5 a.m. trust me, they'll be happier.).
it also helps me to understand why so many homophobes love to watch professional sports. i mean, if i described a tv show as: 'a bunch of sweaty, scantily clad men running around and having intimate physical contact with each other and occasionally hugging and slapping each others asses' you would be confused, right? would i be describing gay porn or most professional sports? it also helps me to understand why so many men wouldn't go see 'brokeback mountain'. they're afraid that they'll get aroused by heath ledger and jake gyllenhall(both of whom are pretty cute, it must be said).
so here's the study:
"Sam Seder:
In our book, we quote a 1996 study in the Journal of Abnormal Psychology by researchers at the University of Georgia. The subjects of the experiment -- all males describing themselves as exclusively straight -- were divided into homophobic and non-homophobic groups. They were then shown videos of straight pornography and gay pornography, while their levels of arousal were measured by a penile plethysmograph.
The results? During the gay videos, nearly 80% of the male homophobes achieved a state of arousal. What's more intriguing is in their own assessments of their arousal, the homophobes claimed to have none, even though the instruments showed otherwise.
-moby
p.s-'penile plethysmograph'...we learn new words every day.