GOOD NEW FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE BAD NEWS

May 23, 2006 20:46


From Moby's journal
    ok, let's look at the evidence...

    1-gm announced that they're going to stop making Humvee's(aka-hummers, aka-big cars for idiots with small penises, aka-the automobile of the apocalypse, etc) for civilian sales.

    2-according to the wall st journal george bush's approval ratings have slipped into the 20 percent range. again: aka-very, very low. aka-disastrously low. aka-republicans now see gw bush as a huge liability. etc.

    3-nu metal(aka-'rape rock', aka-the soundtrack for date rape on spring break, aka-testosterone fueled music for men who will someday beat their spouses, etc)is basically dead and gone.

    i know it sounds crazy...but could things in america be getting...better?
    are americans waking up from a somnambulent era wherein rape rock ruled the airwaves and
    small penised men drove cars that got 4 miles to the gallon and people gave their approval to a president who lied every time he opened his weasely little mouth?

    is it...is it possible?
    my deepest hope is that the democrats re-take the house and senate in november and impeach bush and throw cheney and wolfowitz and rumsfeld in jail for war crimes and treason.
    it'll probably never happen, but a boy can dream...
    -moby

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