Why I lurrrrve Americans...
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - A quadriplegic has filed suit against a strip club - because he can't get his wheelchair into it's lap-dancing room. The suit said that while other patrons enjoy lap dances in the privacy of the special room, his have to take place in public. His lawyer, who brought the suit under the Americans with Disabilities Act, also charges that the stage where strippers gyrate for tips is too high for his client to view from his wheelchair.
Although the Germans arent much better...
MUNICH, Germany - Three theologians filed a lawsuit by proxy for Jesus Christ. They decided that both Protestant and Roman Catholic churches have brought the Lord's name into disrepute. The plaintiff's tried to invoke a law that allows people to defend the reputations of their dead relatives. "In view of their bloody history, it's a fraud," one member told the court. The judge threw the case out of court because Christians believe that Christ rose from the dead, thereby disqualifying him for posthumous representation.
I got an email today which enlightened me to the fact that a pigs orgasm lasts for thirty minutes. Thought that would get you jealous Ewan... yep, we've all heard the stories ;o)
Although the Germans arent much better...
MUNICH, Germany - Three theologians filed a lawsuit by proxy for Jesus Christ. They decided that both Protestant and Roman Catholic churches have brought the Lord's name into disrepute. The plaintiff's tried to invoke a law that allows people to defend the reputations of their dead relatives. "In view of their bloody history, it's a fraud," one member told the court. The judge threw the case out of court because Christians believe that Christ rose from the dead, thereby disqualifying him for posthumous representation.
I got an email today which enlightened me to the fact that a pigs orgasm lasts for thirty minutes. Thought that would get you jealous Ewan... yep, we've all heard the stories ;o)