Snickle Frickenbutt

[pinkytaloola]

from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants
And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which
the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

[ apparently my mom's lawyer is Sleezy Wafflelips]

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

> 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half
>of your new last name:
>
> a = dippin
> b = feather
> c = batty
> d = burger
> e = chicken
> f = barffy
> g = lizard
> h = waffle
> i = farkle
> j = monkey
> k = flippin
> l = fricken
> m = bubble
> n = rhino
> o = potty
> p = hamster
> q = buckle
> r = gizzard
> s = lickin
> t = snickle
> u ! = chuckle
> v = pickle
> w = hubble
> x = dingle
> y = gorilla
> z = girdle
>
> 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
half
>of your new
>
> last name:
>
> a = butt
> b = boob
> c = face
> d = nose
> e = hump
> f = breath
> g = pants
> h = shorts
> i = lips
> j = honker
> k = head
> l = tush
> m = chunks
> n = dunkin
> o = brains
> p = biscuits
> q = toes
> r = doodle
> s = fanny
> t = sniffer
> u = sprinkles
> v = frack
> w = squirt
> x = humperdinck
> y = hiney
> z = juice
>
> Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy
Chucklefanny