I swear to god....
I swear to fuck! if I find out who TPed my house, you will be very sorry. For one, you fucked up my car, and I don't appreciate my car being TOUCHED by someone. And two, half the TP got wet cus of the morning dew so its even harder to pick up. I was out til 1 so whoever you are, you must of dont it late, but if I find you, I'm not afraid to call the cops on trespassing. I don't care who you are, you can be my friend or not, it's still FUCKED up.