Machelle!!! (a.k.a. skank-faced whore with anal seepage!!)
Machelle Spencer is the nastiest person I kno!!!!! If u've heard of her then u prolly kno wat i mean already. She is a stupid thieving whore and I hate her guts!! I'll tell u sumthin bout her, ok, here goes, she stole a bunch of shit from me and then she turned it around and somehow got me in trouble!!! & u kno those T-shirts that sum grrls wear that say stuff like *i luv bois*? well machelle should have 1 of those tees that says *I luv 2 hav sx with multiple partners all at the same time!!* It's totally true... she is the biggest skank I've ever known... and u wanna hear the absolute worst part, she's my cousin!!! *dramatically faints with hand to 4head* i USED 2 actually look up 2 her! She totally skrewed me over & now wen i think of her i'm just like, "psh, whatevs, that skanky whore doesn't deserve 2 be my role model!!" Besides I've got a new role model now!!!!! Look who's laffing now u skank-faced whore!!! *laffs & falls off the chair rolling on the floor* O, u wanna hear wat she looks like? OK, well she has this super ugly face that looks like a rat's face, but a little uglier and more repulsive, and she has these little teensy beady eyes and she dyed her hair blond so she could look prettier... let's just say it didn't help!!! O, also, her boobs r teensy... so like 1 day i was sittin next 2 her on the couch *gags* and I was all like, "machelle, r u wearing a padded bra? cuz ur boobs look biggr than usual." she, like, jumped up & practically screamed at me 4 it. this was a real laff riot bcuz when she screams her face gets all shrively like and she looks like a dead ugly disguting shriveled up rat, instead of just a disgusting rat. OK, wanna hear 1 more thing b4 I go? K, I'll tell u it, she is a major backstabber as well!!! Like everytime she had a friend she would either like sleep wiyh there bf/crush or try 2 sleep with there bf/crush!!! anywayz, i don't really kno y i started jabbering away about her, she just sort of popped in2 my head like a giant pimple pops on2 ur 4head and u want 2 get rid of it cuz it's just so ugly and revolting *tries 2 skweez machelle off of face* but, whatevs 2 machelle and if ur reading this, machelle, i kno that ur a lesbian 2!!!! Practically every1 knos it!!! And whoever didn't b4, they do now!!!
P.S. Machelle is also a dirty bum with no money!!!, she has 2 get my gramma 2 buy everything 4 her!! pathetic, i kno!!!
P.P.S. I dunno y i'm writing pps, but i guess i'll just say it once more since once is never enuff with her... machelle, i will hate u til the day u die!!!!!!! *sticks tun out and laffs maniacally*
P.P.P.S. I'm really a very sweet and nice person, just not when it cums 2 machelle, so don't go thinkin that i'm really mean or anything, cuz I luv u all very much!!! (just not machelle *hurls at sound of name*)
luvs alwayz,
cali, the great and booty-full!!
(don'tcha just luv me so much?)
P.S. Machelle is also a dirty bum with no money!!!, she has 2 get my gramma 2 buy everything 4 her!! pathetic, i kno!!!
P.P.S. I dunno y i'm writing pps, but i guess i'll just say it once more since once is never enuff with her... machelle, i will hate u til the day u die!!!!!!! *sticks tun out and laffs maniacally*
P.P.P.S. I'm really a very sweet and nice person, just not when it cums 2 machelle, so don't go thinkin that i'm really mean or anything, cuz I luv u all very much!!! (just not machelle *hurls at sound of name*)
luvs alwayz,
cali, the great and booty-full!!
(don'tcha just luv me so much?)