ATTENTION

May 01, 2007 05:09

PEOPLE OF BRAWL:

YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED AN UNEXPECTED FACE APPEAR HERE RECENTLY.

ALLOW ME, THE ALMIGHTY DR.EVIL, TO PROVIDE YOU WITH AN EXPLANATION.

MY SON, SCOTT, HAS GROWN WILD AND REBELLIOUS AS HE HAS HIT HIS TEEN YEARS. WHILE MY MOJO LOVES ROCKING FROW'S WORLD SHE IS AN UNFITTING MOTHER. SO I'VE BEEN USING THIS PLACE TO LOOK UP ALL I COULD FIND ON SOME OF YOUR BACKSTORIES, SEEKING THE PERFECT MOTHER FOR MY SON. I HAVE FOUND HER IN THE "FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST" FANDOM. HER NAME IS TRISHA ELRIC.

DUE TO THE FACT SHE HAD DIED I HAD MY SCIENTISTS BUILD ME A MACHINE THAT COULD BRING BACK HER DEAD SOUL AND REGENERATE HER BODY TO EXACTLY HOW IT WAS BEFORE SHE DIED. THE ONLY THING WE TOOK AWAY WAS HER SICKNESS SO SHE WILL BE PERFECTLY HEALTHY. WE'RE STILL RESEARCHING AND GIVING HER BACK HER OLD MEMORIES SLOWLY BUT SURELY BUT BY THE END OF THE WEEK SHE WILL BE THE EMBODIEMENT OF PERFECTION.

HOWEVER, SCOTT WAS NOT AMUSED. "SHE'S NOT MY MOTHER!" "YOU CAN'T JUST BUILD ME A MOM!" "I HATE YOU DAD! YOU DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF FAMILY!" WERE SOME OF THE THINGS HE YELLED FROM HIS ROOM. POOR BOY, CAN'T HE SEE I JUST WANT WHAT'S BEST FOR HIM?

I'VE GIVEN DEAR TRISHA A ROOM OF HER OWN IN MY LAIR AND A COMPUTER WITH INTERNET ACCEES SO SHE CAN RECONNECT WITH HER OLD FRIENDS AND FAMILY. I MAY BE EVIL BUT I'M NOT HEARTLESS.

THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING OF MY STEADY RISE TO POWER IN BRAWL.

MWAHAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *-pinky-*
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