FIC (FANDOM POST)
((ooc: Thias is mostly a response to this. XD))
PEOPLE OF BRAWL:
I BRING YOU SOMETHING CALLED "FANFICTION".
WARNING: THIS FIC CONTAINS SCENES OF GRAPHIC VIOLINS
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A HIGH SCHOOL ORCHESTRA. NOW THIS WAS A MAGICAL ORCHESTRA THAT WAS NOT CONTROLED BY HUMANITY. IT WAS AN EVIL ORCHESTRA. A VERY POWERFUL EVIL ORCHESTRA AT THAT. ANYWHO, NE DAY A CERTAIN GROUP OF STRINGED INSTRUMENTS GOT VERY AROUSED AND STARTED GETTING THEIR MOJO ON INT HE BACK OF THE CLOSET.
"OW! DON'T THRUST YOUR BOW SO HARD!" A RATHER YOUNG VIOLEN CALLED OUT, WOOD SCRATCHING AGAINST WOOD, UTTERING SHRIEKING SOUNDS LIKE NAILS ON A CHALKBOARD.
"sHADDUP YOU LIKE IT!" THE MALE VIOLIN RETORTED, CONTINUING TO THRUST HIS THICK HEAVY BOW INTO THE SCREECHING FEMALE.
THEY WERE NOT THE ONLY ONES, SOON ALL OF THE STRINGED INSTRUMENTS WENT AT IT. VIOLAS AND CELLOS STRUMED TOGETHER IN UNISON WITH THE BASS THE LOUDEST OF ALL. fINALLY IN A BLAST OF EARTH SHATTERING NOISE THEY ALL HIT THEIR CLIMAX, ALL REACHING THEIR HIGHEST PITCH. THEN EVERY STILLED, SILENT, AND THEY ALL FELL ASLEEP.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR INSTRUMENTS UNATTENDED.
THE END.
I DEMAND GOLD STAR FOR THIS!
MWAHAHHAA MWAHAHAHA MWAAHAHA! -*pinky*-
PEOPLE OF BRAWL:
I BRING YOU SOMETHING CALLED "FANFICTION".
WARNING: THIS FIC CONTAINS SCENES OF GRAPHIC VIOLINS
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A HIGH SCHOOL ORCHESTRA. NOW THIS WAS A MAGICAL ORCHESTRA THAT WAS NOT CONTROLED BY HUMANITY. IT WAS AN EVIL ORCHESTRA. A VERY POWERFUL EVIL ORCHESTRA AT THAT. ANYWHO, NE DAY A CERTAIN GROUP OF STRINGED INSTRUMENTS GOT VERY AROUSED AND STARTED GETTING THEIR MOJO ON INT HE BACK OF THE CLOSET.
"OW! DON'T THRUST YOUR BOW SO HARD!" A RATHER YOUNG VIOLEN CALLED OUT, WOOD SCRATCHING AGAINST WOOD, UTTERING SHRIEKING SOUNDS LIKE NAILS ON A CHALKBOARD.
"sHADDUP YOU LIKE IT!" THE MALE VIOLIN RETORTED, CONTINUING TO THRUST HIS THICK HEAVY BOW INTO THE SCREECHING FEMALE.
THEY WERE NOT THE ONLY ONES, SOON ALL OF THE STRINGED INSTRUMENTS WENT AT IT. VIOLAS AND CELLOS STRUMED TOGETHER IN UNISON WITH THE BASS THE LOUDEST OF ALL. fINALLY IN A BLAST OF EARTH SHATTERING NOISE THEY ALL HIT THEIR CLIMAX, ALL REACHING THEIR HIGHEST PITCH. THEN EVERY STILLED, SILENT, AND THEY ALL FELL ASLEEP.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR INSTRUMENTS UNATTENDED.
THE END.
I DEMAND GOLD STAR FOR THIS!
MWAHAHHAA MWAHAHAHA MWAAHAHA! -*pinky*-