what about school shitty subjects?
Well, ok.
It's so obvious they haven't managed to kill us with the (ex) winter holiday's arrangement, but now they made this new jokie-joke with the maturation 'cuz they were so teeeeribly bored!
What the school subjects are all about?
Ř Maths
- Yeah, yeah, one Mars and one muffin, please.
- Anything else?
- No, thank you.
- That makes together… 9.45 kn.
- BWAHAHA. Do NOT joke with me. It’s noooot.. It’s 8.35.
- O, yes, yes, yes, indeed! Pardon me.
- Ok, here’s 10 kunas, keep the change for… I don’t know… a gum or whatever..
Ř Croatian
AKO ODMAH NE ZAČEPIŠ TU SVOJU PREVELIKU GUBICU, KUNEM TI SE DA ĆU TI U TVOJ TRULI MOZAK NABITI VEĆU KOLIČINU SUMPORA NEGO ŠTO GA IMA TISUĆU VINOGRADARA!!
Yes, stupid.
Ř German
Ich heiße...
Ja.
Nein.
Scheiße.
Ř Latin
Terra est stella. [Translation: Earth is a star.]
Look at the fools, bwahaha! The don’t have a clue!!
Pih! And we gotta even LEARN that crap.
Ř Chemistry
Water. (H2O)
H had a nice relationship with O, but then one O figured out that H is going out with an another O, so he dumped it. H stayed alone in the relationship with one O. Meanwhile, the little poor O found the consolation with C that wanted to go out with an another O, so at the end they all went out together! NICE!
Ř Biology
Watch out!!! The duck!!! The flu!!!
Ř English
Shit.
Crap.
Fuck.
Darn.
Damn.
Fuck off.
... i and all related with 'fuck'...
Ř Physics
So, you’ve got a stone. A big stone. A big, big, big stone. Three times bigger then you, and really, really heavy. So, how are you gonna lift it? And MOVE it?
Oh, yeah, a heaver!! That’s right!! And you put that heaver under the stone and you wait for a another 200-300 people to come, and then you all happily jump on the heaver to push the damned rock, but at once -oh! - the heaver smashes into little pieces! And now all from the beginning. And you don’t have a heaver…
Ř Music class
Professor? I WANNA SIIIIING!!! What? The opera? You’re kidding, right? No? What are you nuts, then? NO! I never said I wanna sing!! No! It was HIM! Yes, professor, HIM! Not me! No, no way! But, have you ever heard of POP, R’n’B or ROCK, perhaps? Nah? What do you mean, that you don’t know what ‘nah’ means? BUT PROFESSOR!!!!
Ř Italian
Latin: bellum, i, n. = war
Italian: bello = nice
Latin: pontus, i, m. = see
Italian: ponte = bridge
THE POINT OF LATIN: TO IMPLANT YOU IN YOU BIG HEAD THAT YOU’RE AN IDIOT, AFTER ALL.
Ř Informatics
I’ve got a blog. The blag has me. The blog are me are havin’ each other and we’re really, you know, happy together.
Ř Art
Picasso = artist.
Dali = artist.
Wan Gogh = artist.
You = loser. Thanx.
Ř P.E. AKA Physical Education
Jump. Run. Break your hand. Break your nose. Run. Jump in the air. Sprain your ankle. Sprint. Harm your right leg. Run…
The end.
It's so obvious they haven't managed to kill us with the (ex) winter holiday's arrangement, but now they made this new jokie-joke with the maturation 'cuz they were so teeeeribly bored!
What the school subjects are all about?
Ř Maths
- Yeah, yeah, one Mars and one muffin, please.
- Anything else?
- No, thank you.
- That makes together… 9.45 kn.
- BWAHAHA. Do NOT joke with me. It’s noooot.. It’s 8.35.
- O, yes, yes, yes, indeed! Pardon me.
- Ok, here’s 10 kunas, keep the change for… I don’t know… a gum or whatever..
Ř Croatian
AKO ODMAH NE ZAČEPIŠ TU SVOJU PREVELIKU GUBICU, KUNEM TI SE DA ĆU TI U TVOJ TRULI MOZAK NABITI VEĆU KOLIČINU SUMPORA NEGO ŠTO GA IMA TISUĆU VINOGRADARA!!
Yes, stupid.
Ř German
Ich heiße...
Ja.
Nein.
Scheiße.
Ř Latin
Terra est stella. [Translation: Earth is a star.]
Look at the fools, bwahaha! The don’t have a clue!!
Pih! And we gotta even LEARN that crap.
Ř Chemistry
Water. (H2O)
H had a nice relationship with O, but then one O figured out that H is going out with an another O, so he dumped it. H stayed alone in the relationship with one O. Meanwhile, the little poor O found the consolation with C that wanted to go out with an another O, so at the end they all went out together! NICE!
Ř Biology
Watch out!!! The duck!!! The flu!!!
Ř English
Shit.
Crap.
Fuck.
Darn.
Damn.
Fuck off.
... i and all related with 'fuck'...
Ř Physics
So, you’ve got a stone. A big stone. A big, big, big stone. Three times bigger then you, and really, really heavy. So, how are you gonna lift it? And MOVE it?
Oh, yeah, a heaver!! That’s right!! And you put that heaver under the stone and you wait for a another 200-300 people to come, and then you all happily jump on the heaver to push the damned rock, but at once -oh! - the heaver smashes into little pieces! And now all from the beginning. And you don’t have a heaver…
Ř Music class
Professor? I WANNA SIIIIING!!! What? The opera? You’re kidding, right? No? What are you nuts, then? NO! I never said I wanna sing!! No! It was HIM! Yes, professor, HIM! Not me! No, no way! But, have you ever heard of POP, R’n’B or ROCK, perhaps? Nah? What do you mean, that you don’t know what ‘nah’ means? BUT PROFESSOR!!!!
Ř Italian
Latin: bellum, i, n. = war
Italian: bello = nice
Latin: pontus, i, m. = see
Italian: ponte = bridge
THE POINT OF LATIN: TO IMPLANT YOU IN YOU BIG HEAD THAT YOU’RE AN IDIOT, AFTER ALL.
Ř Informatics
I’ve got a blog. The blag has me. The blog are me are havin’ each other and we’re really, you know, happy together.
Ř Art
Picasso = artist.
Dali = artist.
Wan Gogh = artist.
You = loser. Thanx.
Ř P.E. AKA Physical Education
Jump. Run. Break your hand. Break your nose. Run. Jump in the air. Sprain your ankle. Sprint. Harm your right leg. Run…
The end.