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[pinkxpistol]

esi LOVE this... taken from la bella evy
lucky_stxr

> >FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
> >Puerto Rican Friends: Are the reason you have food.
> >
> >FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
> >Puerto Rican Friends: Call your parents' mami y papi.
> >
> >FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
> >Puerto Rican Friends: Would be sitting next to you
> >
> >FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
> >Puerto Rican Friends: Cry with you.
> >
> >FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days & give it back.
> >Puerto Rican Friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
> >
> >FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
> >Puerto Rican Friends: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
> >
> >FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
> >Puerto Rican Friends: Will kick the heck out of whole crowd that left
you.
> >
> >FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
> >Puerto Rican Friends: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
> >
> >FRIENDS Are for a while.
> >Puerto Rican Friends: Are for life.
> >
> >FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when you've had enough.
> >Puerto Rican Friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and
> >say, "You better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!" then
> >they'll drive your butt home.
> >
> >FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
> >Puerto Rican Friends: Will knock the hell out of them!!
> >
> >FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
> >Puerto Rican Friends: Will forward this because they know it's true!!
> >