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Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.
Yo mama's so fat, she auditioned for Indiana Jones and won the big rolling ball part.
Yo mama's so fat when she puts on her clothes, they beg for mercy.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.
Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.
Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: mercury, venus, earth, mars...
Yo mama's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptised.
Yo mama's so fat she puts on tampons with a Grenade Launcher.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a Nintendo 64 and it turned into a Gameboy.
Yo mama's so fat the only thing attracted to her is gravity.
Yo mama's so fat, she auditioned for Indiana Jones and won the big rolling ball part.
Yo mama's so fat when she puts on her clothes, they beg for mercy.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.
Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.
Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: mercury, venus, earth, mars...
Yo mama's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptised.
Yo mama's so fat she puts on tampons with a Grenade Launcher.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a Nintendo 64 and it turned into a Gameboy.
Yo mama's so fat the only thing attracted to her is gravity.