SHOWER TIME!!!!!

Oct 12, 2003 20:49

And by the title I mean a baby shower. Yeah that is right I HAD to go to my aunts baby shower. If I didn’t go it would look bad. It kinda started off bad. I didn’t know anybody and they were all OLD. Like I was the only one under the age of 30 (now that’s bad). When my aunt Nadine showed up she had something in her hand it looked so funny and then she gave it to my grandma. I looked at it and I had to take a good long star. It looked like a frickin‘ penis. My grandma truned to me after my aunt left and said it was a rose pedal she made. And asked me what it looked like. I showed it to my mom and aunt, they said the same thing. I was sitting between my mom and my grandma. They were both having convos with old people sitting next to them. I just sat there drinkin’ WATER. They didn’t have Pepsi. :^( Then the waitresses got everybody’s order messed up. So after everybody ate, they decided to do a baby game (I hate them). I don’t know what the game was but ti was stupid. We had to answer questions on nursery rhymes, of course I have no idea what the hell We Willy Winky was wearing on his way to town. So I lost. My aunt Debbie won (that just goes to show you that she is full of useless information). Then the next game was even stupider. (I know what game could be more stupider). Well we had to guess how many pieces of toilet paper would fit around my aunt. (I used my grandmother for a test dummie, and I got smacked for it). Then it was time to open presents. OMG!!!! My aunts friend April has …she just wont shut up. every time she opened a gift it was “AWWWWWWWWWW” or “OOOOOOOOOOO.” Well then it started to get funny. My moms medicine started to wear off. She was coughing like she had TB and was about to die. Then my aunt Debbie started to cough. My aunt got so mad, she putting the toilet paper over her mouth and nose. I couldn’t stop laughing. When my aunt Nadine held up a lil’ yellow outfit she got, my grandmother turned to me and said “ you see that pink outfit that looks yellow.” I couldn’t help myself but say “that is YELLOW Grammy” and she goes “no it isn’t” and then I got smacked again. Then the next couple of outfits were cute. My aunt help up a lil’ blur outfit. It was cute. My grandmother turns to me and said “ Is that a hat or a purse?” I could help but yell…”OMG! That is the underwear.” Everyone turned to me, and stared at a laughing Stephy. My mom was hysterical, aunt Debbie was almost dying of laughter, and my grandma was smacking me while I was laughing. Then my dad called an we had to go pick Kevin up at work. So we took Kevin to pick up his car once we picked him up. And then I came home and tried to clean my room. Instead I just made a lil’ pathway so I could get to my bed.

I love Marcelino
Next post
Up