Oh, I Remember Now...
.... this is why I dont like drinking. I am so hungover!
I woke up with the trash can next to my bed (no puke in there thankfully) and a blurry recollection of the end of my night. I remember I had the hiccups and after a few phone calls Ive determined that I walked home alone. Which I dont remember. At all.
I mustve tried the drink-water-out-of-two-straws trick because I found evidence from that in the kitchen, along with evidence that I made myself a bagel. "Evidence" being cream cheese all over the place.
I know I only had six drinks but what I dont know is how just six drinks made me so retarded.
Oh and I should not be involved in conversations about sex when Im drunk because I think I end up embarassing myself. And I hope I didnt dance like a stripper.
Thats all.
I woke up with the trash can next to my bed (no puke in there thankfully) and a blurry recollection of the end of my night. I remember I had the hiccups and after a few phone calls Ive determined that I walked home alone. Which I dont remember. At all.
I mustve tried the drink-water-out-of-two-straws trick because I found evidence from that in the kitchen, along with evidence that I made myself a bagel. "Evidence" being cream cheese all over the place.
I know I only had six drinks but what I dont know is how just six drinks made me so retarded.
Oh and I should not be involved in conversations about sex when Im drunk because I think I end up embarassing myself. And I hope I didnt dance like a stripper.
Thats all.