An Assurance
To the residents of the yellow Victorian who sell tomatoes:
You may have noticed the silver trailblazer driving slowly by your property twice a day for the last month or so. If you have, I would like to take this opportunity to assure you that we are not canvasing the joint. You have many adorable cats, and as people who have a rather nomadic lifestyle, we don't have the opportunity to own cats of our own. Instead, we have taken to naming yours and watching out for them each day. So don't worry about your possessions, and please pass on my compliments to Boots, Socks, Tiger, Fluffy, and Mr. Orange.
Yours Respectfully,
Me
You may have noticed the silver trailblazer driving slowly by your property twice a day for the last month or so. If you have, I would like to take this opportunity to assure you that we are not canvasing the joint. You have many adorable cats, and as people who have a rather nomadic lifestyle, we don't have the opportunity to own cats of our own. Instead, we have taken to naming yours and watching out for them each day. So don't worry about your possessions, and please pass on my compliments to Boots, Socks, Tiger, Fluffy, and Mr. Orange.
Yours Respectfully,
Me