Custodial Jibber Jabber
Ok, so I was sitting in the little study room on my floor reading my boring accounting book and a couple of custodians start talking in the hallway. They speak in really broken english heavy accents because neither of them really speak english, but they don't speak each other's native language. A little background: There's a Puerto Rican custodian always picks on this Slavic custodian (who may or may not be slightly mentally challenged) and the Slavic guy always acts ghetto to get along with the Puerto Rican custodians. I wasn't paying attention until I heard the Slavic guy say "Chico is his boy!"
Puerto Rican: I think that guy got nobody as his boy! He talks about you!
Slavic Guy: Noooooooo! He's an old man, you have to understand, he's old.
PR: He hates you.
SG: He's a bitch!
Oh man, I still can't stop laughing. I wish I had a recorder. Best conversation I've ever over heard. I was trying not to laugh hysterically in the study room.
Obviously I am trying to procrastinate right now. Back on to my studying...
Puerto Rican: I think that guy got nobody as his boy! He talks about you!
Slavic Guy: Noooooooo! He's an old man, you have to understand, he's old.
PR: He hates you.
SG: He's a bitch!
Oh man, I still can't stop laughing. I wish I had a recorder. Best conversation I've ever over heard. I was trying not to laugh hysterically in the study room.
Obviously I am trying to procrastinate right now. Back on to my studying...