My town is so small that one year, the marching band formed a period.

[pinkpumpkin31]

Ok the Semi was AWESOME. it looked great, even our ghetto-ass skyline looked awesome. it was so cool. i had SO much fun, i loved it.
It probably couldn't have gone any better.

1. my dress was fucking awesome. i <3 it. a lot. i plan to wear it around the house randomly

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Brief but Interesting History Lesson, not about the American Revolution, but the Revolution of Cool

[iguanakabob]

Alright. The I’m awesome stance originated from country line dancing when striking a pose was required. Because the ghetto crossing of the arms was widely over-used and therefore massacred D-ken and I were forced to experiment with many new poses. With such ideas as: smack that bitch, who's your daddy now, pirates suck, pirates really suck, pirates really suck balls, pirates suck so much balls they choke worse Paris Hilton did, and many variations of Ninjitsu poses (whence this god-like stance came from). It eventually occurred to D-ken and I that the position of bending the knees looking to your left raising your left arm straight in front of you and curling your right while open handed and firm wristed (unlike rob...well you eventually got it man lol), was obviously the prime selection due to the lack of equipment for silhouettes, which dramatically drew away from the awesomeness of some poses; such as the "Crouching Tiger, I’m about to go kill that hiding Fucking PIRATE". With more and more use of this pose, and more and more fairies trying to replicate this pose, those who could properly perform this pose and could properly explain and teach other how to do it, were dubbed to be "cool". Though D-ken and I were not looking for fame and glory, the awesomeness of ourselves along with our god-like Stacne-of-Glory, it was unavoidable. To this day there are few who can properly perform this task, and those who can live on in the legacy of coolness.

Re: Brief but Interesting History Lesson, not about the American Revolution, but the Revolution of

[pinkpumpkin31]

I'm going to reply to this with a commment saying "no comment"

just because i feel that the no-comment comment must be said in this situation

Re: Brief but Interesting History Lesson, not about the American Revolution, but the Revolution of

[iguanakabob]

The "No Comment" comment is only applicable in this situation due to the awe
inspiring awesomeness of the previous, and original, comment that I myself
posted. Not only was it a LiveJournal comment, but it is also a history lesson,
verbal pwning, and an egotistical narrative about my own coolness. Instead of
leaving more "no comment" comments, please just all get on your knees and bow
down to me.