LJ hacking continues!!!!!!!!!!! HAXXXXORRRRR

[pinkpropoganda]

I've decided to call bullshit on housecleaning, marriage, babies, and holding in farts. These are all girl things that I have felt I should be thinking for the past four years, and today i realized they are all bullshit. Everyone is getting broke up and divorcee, the house is a sty, all i do is smoke cigarettes and weed and drink Canadian whiskey,I've lost 10 lbs and my teeth look like Beetlejuices's. I fart in the bed, and I've never felt more holistically satisfied. The idea of a squishy child oozing around here looking like me is very unappealing as well. VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!!

p.s My birthday is a SOCIALIST HALLMARK!!!!!!