May 25, 2005 22:01
Bo Bice is a winner in my book. He's going to be like Clay Aiken. By that I mean he is going to get more record sales than Carrie. She can't sing anything other than country. I felt like he is the real deal.
I wrote a couple of limericks for Mr. Ken Jones' creative writing class. I wrote six of them during my two hour I was waiting on Jad to get out of class. Here are a few:
Pizza Delight
A Pizza Hut owner named Hughes
Was known for his bizarre views.
Toothpaste topping, he guessed,
would be one of the best,
'Til a customer peed on his shoes.
Spanish Farmer Boy
There once was a farmer from Spain,
Who ate six bushels of brain,
It soon came to pass,
He was covered with grass,
And he couldn't sit down for champagne!