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[pinkpoodle87]

(x) I HAVE NEVER BEEN DRUNK
(x) I HAVE NEVER SMOKED POT
(_) I HAVE NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I HAVE NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
( ) I HAVE NEVER CRASHED A FRIENDS CAR
( ) I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
( ) I HAVE NEVER RIDDEN IN A TAXI
(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX
(x) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
( ) I HAVE NEVER BEEN DUMPED
(x) I HAVE NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(x) I HAVE NEVER BEEN FIRED
(x) I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(x) I HAVE NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(x) I HAVE NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENTS' HOUSE
(x) I HAVE NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(x) I HAVE NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(x) I HAVE NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(x) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I HAVE NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(x) I HAVE NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(x) I HAVE NEVER STOLEN SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(x) I HAVE NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
( ) I HAVE NEVER GONE ON A BLIND DATE
( ) I HAVE NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND (...lied to Steveo just today... :-(..i couldn't tell him i got his b-day present though!)
( ) I HAVE NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) I HAVE NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
( ) I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
( ) I HAVE NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(x) I HAVE NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(x) I HAVE NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(x) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
(x) I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN MARRIED
(x) I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN DIVORCED
(x) I HAVE NEVER HAD CHILDREN
(x) I HAVE NEVER BROKEN A BONE