You Don’t See ME... THE WEDDING!
You Don’t See ME... The Wedding... Part 1A:
“YOU”, the voice boomed out across the Hub... “Sit your arses down... right NOW!”
Anyone standing felt compelled to ‘sit their arse down’ ... even though none of them were sure to whom the voice was... yelling!
Wide eyed, normally calm people sat quaking wondering who was going to be at the end of this wrath... many were inwardly crossing themselves... praying to any deity out there for it not to be them...
Anyone brave enough turned to see the figure... hands on hips... pencils, pens protruding behind ears, stuck in hair... samples of fabric... coloured napkins... tablecloths... hanging from a specially made belt... the eyes were narrowed... she was taking no prisoners today. There were a few audible gulps... some knuckles pure white from gripping the chair... maybe even a couple of knees knocking... all with the same inward chant...
“Please, please, please, please, not me... not me... NOT ME!!”
“Have you ANY idea how long I have been waiting here for you two to get your lazy arses in here?” she bellowed...
Several heads shook... no... no idea...
“Do you know how much more has to be done? “
Shaking heads again...
She... who must be obeyed turned to look around the Hub... and suddenly saw all the eyes looking her way...
“What’s the matter with you lot... what are you staring at? Get on with your work... NOW!”
The Hub cleared in seconds... people finding jobs in places they didn’t know existed... anything to be away from the voice...
Two shadows were silently creeping up the stairs to the office...
“And where do you think you two are going?”
The two shadows gripped each other’s hands and froze... trembling... waiting for the onslaught...
They looked at each other... searching desperately for a legitimate answer... they knew they were late... but it had been such a gloriously sunny morning. When they had opened the curtains of their bedroom and seen the sun bouncing off the small waves of the sea in front of them... it was just too good not to enjoy... from their bed... laying back... taking in the wonderful view... which had lead to sex... obviously... which meant they both needed a shower... which took longer than it should have because that had lead to more sex... obviously... which had given them an appetite... so they had stopped to have breakfast on their balcony to breathe in that sea air... which had given them another appetite... for more sex... obviously... and another shower... and more sex... obviously... it had taken all their strength of will to actually get into work... especially as both of them were feeling the full ... effects... of their early morning wake-up... what they both wouldn’t do for a quick nap right now... they wished as they still looked into each other’s eyes...
A foot was tapping...
“I am waiting...” .... tap, tap, tap, tap....
It was Ianto who was bravest... he spoke first...
“Look Toshy...”
“Don’t you Toshy me...”
“Toshy... please... calm down... we are really sorry we are late... but you cannot deny the last few days have been unbelievably tiring and mentally exhausting... Jack and I... well ... we just needed time to unwind... to get a better perspective on things... we needed to take time out for us... and that is why we are late...”
“Well... from the way you two are so carefully walking... I guess you took more than time out!” Tosh glared at them... then burst into laughter...
“Honestly you two are incorrigible... you are at it like rabbits... and you both look so adorably guilty... Right... Ianto... we all need coffee... so get Isabelle please... I beg you... to learn how to use the coffee machine and make coffee as good as you do... then I have lists you need to go through... OWEN...”
“Yes Tosh... here are the lists Tosh...” Owen appeared from where he had been hiding under the stairs...
“Thank you Owen... good boy...”
Owen practically purred... he loved it when Tosh praised him... it suddenly occurred to him... when did that start...?
“So you two... take some coffee down to Jack’s cubby... look through the lists and then take a nap... you have one hour...”
“Yes Tosh...” Jack and Ianto said in unison... still gripping each other...
“Then you will present yourself to me... and I will give you a list of people and places you have to go to visit... TODAY... not tomorrow... not later... TODAY... do you hear me?”
“Yes Tosh...” they said obediently...
“Right... here are your folders... and coloured markers... coloured pens... follow my instructions on how to do the lists ... EXACTLY... do you understand?”
“Yes Tosh...” they answered as they both took the files being held out to them...
“Right... what are you waiting for... get to it... NOW! Owen... with me...”
Owen followed behind Tosh submissively...
“Wow...” Jack said... “Do you think they play at Dom and Sub?” He winked at Ianto...
“Jack! Really! I bet Owen loves Tosh taking charge...” Ianto giggled as he went off to sort out Isabelle... their newest Admin recruit. He sighed to himself at the thought of her trying to make coffee again... she had practically poisoned so many of them with her efforts so far... maybe he was just going to have to accept that she didn’t have what it took to understand the true meaning of loving the bean!
“Just as I love it when you take charge!” Jack shouted after him... making him blush... everywhere!
Ianto shook his head... Jack was SO going to pay for that remark later that night... he would just have to ... punish him... He was suddenly aware of tightness in his trousers... he groaned to himself... the vision of him punishing Jack... Jack tied down with his red ties... blindfolded with his red ties... maybe he could even put his... uniform... on... the tight leather one... with no back to the trousers... so that Jack’s punishment could be to take him again and again... Oh God... this wasn’t fair... he had been so looking forward to that nap... no chance... now...
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Go to Part B: pinkpolyanthus.livejournal.com/30562.html
“YOU”, the voice boomed out across the Hub... “Sit your arses down... right NOW!”
Anyone standing felt compelled to ‘sit their arse down’ ... even though none of them were sure to whom the voice was... yelling!
Wide eyed, normally calm people sat quaking wondering who was going to be at the end of this wrath... many were inwardly crossing themselves... praying to any deity out there for it not to be them...
Anyone brave enough turned to see the figure... hands on hips... pencils, pens protruding behind ears, stuck in hair... samples of fabric... coloured napkins... tablecloths... hanging from a specially made belt... the eyes were narrowed... she was taking no prisoners today. There were a few audible gulps... some knuckles pure white from gripping the chair... maybe even a couple of knees knocking... all with the same inward chant...
“Please, please, please, please, not me... not me... NOT ME!!”
“Have you ANY idea how long I have been waiting here for you two to get your lazy arses in here?” she bellowed...
Several heads shook... no... no idea...
“Do you know how much more has to be done? “
Shaking heads again...
She... who must be obeyed turned to look around the Hub... and suddenly saw all the eyes looking her way...
“What’s the matter with you lot... what are you staring at? Get on with your work... NOW!”
The Hub cleared in seconds... people finding jobs in places they didn’t know existed... anything to be away from the voice...
Two shadows were silently creeping up the stairs to the office...
“And where do you think you two are going?”
The two shadows gripped each other’s hands and froze... trembling... waiting for the onslaught...
They looked at each other... searching desperately for a legitimate answer... they knew they were late... but it had been such a gloriously sunny morning. When they had opened the curtains of their bedroom and seen the sun bouncing off the small waves of the sea in front of them... it was just too good not to enjoy... from their bed... laying back... taking in the wonderful view... which had lead to sex... obviously... which meant they both needed a shower... which took longer than it should have because that had lead to more sex... obviously... which had given them an appetite... so they had stopped to have breakfast on their balcony to breathe in that sea air... which had given them another appetite... for more sex... obviously... and another shower... and more sex... obviously... it had taken all their strength of will to actually get into work... especially as both of them were feeling the full ... effects... of their early morning wake-up... what they both wouldn’t do for a quick nap right now... they wished as they still looked into each other’s eyes...
A foot was tapping...
“I am waiting...” .... tap, tap, tap, tap....
It was Ianto who was bravest... he spoke first...
“Look Toshy...”
“Don’t you Toshy me...”
“Toshy... please... calm down... we are really sorry we are late... but you cannot deny the last few days have been unbelievably tiring and mentally exhausting... Jack and I... well ... we just needed time to unwind... to get a better perspective on things... we needed to take time out for us... and that is why we are late...”
“Well... from the way you two are so carefully walking... I guess you took more than time out!” Tosh glared at them... then burst into laughter...
“Honestly you two are incorrigible... you are at it like rabbits... and you both look so adorably guilty... Right... Ianto... we all need coffee... so get Isabelle please... I beg you... to learn how to use the coffee machine and make coffee as good as you do... then I have lists you need to go through... OWEN...”
“Yes Tosh... here are the lists Tosh...” Owen appeared from where he had been hiding under the stairs...
“Thank you Owen... good boy...”
Owen practically purred... he loved it when Tosh praised him... it suddenly occurred to him... when did that start...?
“So you two... take some coffee down to Jack’s cubby... look through the lists and then take a nap... you have one hour...”
“Yes Tosh...” Jack and Ianto said in unison... still gripping each other...
“Then you will present yourself to me... and I will give you a list of people and places you have to go to visit... TODAY... not tomorrow... not later... TODAY... do you hear me?”
“Yes Tosh...” they said obediently...
“Right... here are your folders... and coloured markers... coloured pens... follow my instructions on how to do the lists ... EXACTLY... do you understand?”
“Yes Tosh...” they answered as they both took the files being held out to them...
“Right... what are you waiting for... get to it... NOW! Owen... with me...”
Owen followed behind Tosh submissively...
“Wow...” Jack said... “Do you think they play at Dom and Sub?” He winked at Ianto...
“Jack! Really! I bet Owen loves Tosh taking charge...” Ianto giggled as he went off to sort out Isabelle... their newest Admin recruit. He sighed to himself at the thought of her trying to make coffee again... she had practically poisoned so many of them with her efforts so far... maybe he was just going to have to accept that she didn’t have what it took to understand the true meaning of loving the bean!
“Just as I love it when you take charge!” Jack shouted after him... making him blush... everywhere!
Ianto shook his head... Jack was SO going to pay for that remark later that night... he would just have to ... punish him... He was suddenly aware of tightness in his trousers... he groaned to himself... the vision of him punishing Jack... Jack tied down with his red ties... blindfolded with his red ties... maybe he could even put his... uniform... on... the tight leather one... with no back to the trousers... so that Jack’s punishment could be to take him again and again... Oh God... this wasn’t fair... he had been so looking forward to that nap... no chance... now...
...
Go to Part B: pinkpolyanthus.livejournal.com/30562.html