dear DC weather:

[pinkpolarity]

Please rain. REAL rain, not vague predictions of "OMG teh DOWNPOUR! Ophelia! Ophelia!" that do not actually lead to moisture hitting the ground for more than 2 minutes. Not dark skies and random wind. RAIN.

And while I'm on the subject, summer? Please leave. You've overstayed your welcome by two months now.

No love,

Woman With Dried-Up Plants