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c_korone January 9 2008, 23:32:06 UTC
In the event of not-Rudy and not-McCain vs. Edwards, I'd write in my cat.

And hopefully your cat has about an equal shot as anyone from such a lineup.

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pinkpolarity January 9 2008, 23:36:47 UTC
Well, people *do* find him irresistably adorable, so... :)

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c_korone January 9 2008, 23:42:03 UTC
So he should at least beat out Edwards - I mean, your cat has beauty *and* brains.

(/cattiness)

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pinkpolarity January 10 2008, 00:37:49 UTC
If this is Osama we're talking about, he sadly lacks the latter. Osama has one lonely little brain cell, forever bouncing around his little head playing Pong with itself.

The other two have much more in the way of brains, but people don't usually fall over themselves to hug and pet them. ;)

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c_korone January 10 2008, 04:11:58 UTC
Ha ha ha! Fair enough. I guess I'll just never forget that debate between Edwards and Cheney last election time. But that's not to say Osama was ever a debate champion. :) Staring contest maybe?

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pinkpolarity January 16 2008, 07:54:55 UTC
Osama would be a dogged (pun not exactly intended) debater. Once he gets some idea into that thick skull, neither god nor Microsoft can disabuse him of it. He might just wear Edwards down through sheer force of Stubborn, if someone could convince him to keep yelling "national security!" like a broken record until Edwards screams for mercy.

Or he could just counter supposed "pretty" with the Big Cute Eyes of Doom. There *is* no defense against that. And Osamacat would govern about as well as many of these buffoons, which is to have advisors that he routinely ignores.

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