066 - Ten Year Bazooka Shenanigans

Nov 15, 2010 07:09

[Man, that Ten Year Bazooka is pretty damn unreliable, isn't it?  Either that or Lambo is much clumsier than he likes to admit.  But seriously, however it happened, Taiwan is its latest victim.  So instead of getting swapped out with her 2008 version who is still happily shopping at the 11 story tall Dream Mall in Kaohsiung, she's been traded with ( Read more... )

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reascends November 15 2010, 19:34:53 UTC
[S-sneaking around...]

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beautifulisland November 15 2010, 19:39:37 UTC
[Now she's trying to fashion a bow out of some sticks and vines from the tree in the backyard, and having only a moderate amount of success. After all, she's usually not allowed to come along with the hunting parties.]

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reascends November 15 2010, 19:45:44 UTC
[She watches the girl from a tree. Carefully she removes her spear...]

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beautifulisland November 15 2010, 19:48:55 UTC
[Finished! Taiwan looks really pleased with herself. Now to find something to fashion into an arrow. She starts poking around the yard, trying to find a sharp rock or something to carve with. Her back is to the tree Vietnam is hiding in, at least for the moment.]

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reascends November 15 2010, 20:08:12 UTC
[She lets the spear fly, watching as it lands a few feet away from the little girl.]

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beautifulisland November 15 2010, 20:09:35 UTC
[Screams, whips around, and flings a rock up toward the direction the spear seems to have come from. It flies wide, but rustles the leaves and branches a bit.]

"Who's there!"

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reascends November 15 2010, 20:12:31 UTC
[brb, dropping out of the tree and... grabbing the babby. she looks Chinese; she'll make a good hostage.]

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beautifulisland November 15 2010, 20:30:05 UTC
[And now it's back to her standard defense - flailing wildly, kicking, biting, screaming, and trying to dig her nails into Viet's flesh wherever she can.]

"Let go!"

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reascends November 15 2010, 23:30:30 UTC
[owowowowowow okay but she's holding on] Where is China?!

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beautifulisland November 15 2010, 23:32:50 UTC
[wiggling and thrashing around still]

"I dunno! Who's that!"

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reascends November 15 2010, 23:33:25 UTC
You are one of his, aren't you?

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beautifulisland November 15 2010, 23:36:12 UTC
I don't belong to anybody! Some guys tried to come ashore and look around, but I kicked their butts!

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reascends November 15 2010, 23:40:08 UTC
A citizen! You're a Chinese citizen, aren't you?

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beautifulisland November 15 2010, 23:42:56 UTC
No! I'm from Dàdù Wángguó!

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reascends November 15 2010, 23:44:03 UTC
There's no such thing!

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beautifulisland November 15 2010, 23:45:01 UTC
"Yes there is! Take it back!"

[Now she's mad again, and trying to tug herself away from the older girl's grasp.]

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