066 - Ten Year Bazooka Shenanigans

[pinkplumblossom]

[Man, that Ten Year Bazooka is pretty damn unreliable, isn't it?  Either that or Lambo is much clumsier than he likes to admit.  But seriously, however it happened, Taiwan is its latest victim.  So instead of getting swapped out with her 2008 version who is still happily shopping at the 11 story tall Dream Mall in Kaohsiung, she's been traded with

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[sveariket]

Why 're y' plaw'ng alone?

[beautifulisland]

[Stops.

Blinks.]

"You talk funny!"

[suiones]

G'rls 're stupid! [Because that is clearly the correct reply to that. His brother says that, too.]

[beautifulisland]

[Oh, it is on.]

"Nuh-uh! You're stupid!"

[suiones]

Girls cannot b'come warriors.

[beautifulisland]

But boys can't talk to the gods!

[suiones]

They still l'sten t' us!

[beautifulisland]

Only 'cos we talk to 'em for you!

[suiones]

...

Just b'cause w' let y'!

[beautifulisland]

Nuh-uh!

[suiones]

Do too!

[beautifulisland]

"Do not!"

[SHOVE]

[suiones]

[Short moment of consideration.

Longer moment.

Much longer moment.] How much g'rl 're y'?

[beautifulisland]

[She is confuse.]

"...What?"

[suiones]

Papa shaid that I can't h't g'rls.

[beautifulisland]

"I'm definitely a girl!"

[Poses, trying to look pretty. It's not working out well for her, though, as she's pretty dirty right now.]