066 - Ten Year Bazooka Shenanigans

[pinkplumblossom]

[Man, that Ten Year Bazooka is pretty damn unreliable, isn't it?  Either that or Lambo is much clumsier than he likes to admit.  But seriously, however it happened, Taiwan is its latest victim.  So instead of getting swapped out with her 2008 version who is still happily shopping at the 11 story tall Dream Mall in Kaohsiung, she's been traded with

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[peonymarket]

[China has no idea what's going on, really. Suddenly, BABBIES, EVERYWHERE.

Oh well, at least he recognizes you! More than he'd care to admit, you pagan little island you....herpderp gonna try and scoop you up ok ;u; mud and leaves and all]

[beautifulisland]

"Hey! Quit it!"

[Starts flailing and kicking and screaming.]

"Lemme go! I'll beat you up!"

[peonymarket]

Hardly.

[avoids your tiny fists and feet and begins to carry you inside; there's an explanation for this sorcery, he senses, but he can wait to hear it.]

Aiyaaah, look at you! All filthy, like animal- what will neighbors think?

[He slips back into this dynamic far easier than should be healthy.]

[beautifulisland]

"Nuh-uh, I'm not filthy! I'm beautiful! Mr. Portugal told me so!"

[She loves her new name. It's given her such an entitlement complex.]

"Who cares what the stupid neighbors think anyway!"

[peonymarket]

[His eyebrows raise for just a moment. Ah, yes, stupid foreign Portugal.]

That barbarian? Well, you two certainly smell similar now, heya, like dogs in garbage. Are you going to start sprouting horrible hair everywhere like him, too?

[beautifulisland]

[Still flailing, because nobody insults her elegant ladylike appearance.]

"My hair is pretty!"

[peonymarket]

No, but it will be. Bath time!

[HOLDING TIGHTLY]

[beautifulisland]

"No! I don't want to! I don't need a bath!"

[Tries to bite his hand!]

[peonymarket]

[bitten, deals with it, YOU GETTING SHAKEN A LITTLE FOR THAT.]

Yes, yes you do.

[beautifulisland]

[Taiwan just flails ineffectually as she's dragged off to the bathroom - she knows she probably won't be able to get away, but that doesn't mean she's going to make it easy on him.]

[peonymarket]

[story of his life....

he makes sure to shut and lock the bathroom door before setting her down and beginning to fill the weird, newfangled foreign bathtub full of water.]

[beautifulisland]

[Runs behind him and starts pounding on the door trying to get out, not being terribly aware of what a lock is or how one works.]

[peonymarket]

[YEAH NO.

guess what Taiwan the water's readyyyy...]

Time to get clean!

[beautifulisland]

"No! You can't make me!"

[Collapses on the ground and thrashes about, throwing the most indulgent of fits.]

[peonymarket]

[oh god you are the cutest and yet most obnoxious thi- actually no Vietnam beats you there, but still.]

Come now, the faster you obey the faster it will be over and done with.

[beautifulisland]

"No! I'm leaving!"

[Leaps back up and begins fiddling with the doorknob. She'll more or less try to latch onto it for dear life if he tries to pick her up.]