texts from last glee!
a mish mash of tfln and glee! the text from last night is bolded, I was inspired by ohladybegood and enjoy. :)
(Sam): so I'm watching the wizard of oz, right
(Sam): and when you think about it the midgets are really just like...a little midget army. the witch could have had her own midget army.
(Finn): I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
(Sam): dude that would be sweet
(Finn): I would use them to get children's discounts and the parking spots up front where the people with kids park
(Sam): I have siblings for that :)
(Finn): so do I but now that kurt got taller no one believes he's an 11 year old swedish dude anymore
(Sam): tough break.
(Puck): do you remember anything from last night, lesbian ambassador?
(Santana): quinn's pissed at me
(Santana): Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
(Puck): ahaha yup. she dumped her drink on you
(Santana): ...lesbian ambassador?
(Puck): you stood up on the table with the vodka and in between swigs announced that you were the ambassador to lesbianism and will make out with the non believers to turn them.
(Puck): then you told rachel she was just repressed.
(Santana): oh my god.
(Puck): it was actually pretty awesome
(Puck): i think sam has it on video
(Santana): if he puts it on facebook i will need you to help me hide the body
(Puck): he's my brooo
(Santana): PUCK.
(Puck): fine.
(Rachel): he doesn't make grammatical errors. even when getting head.
(Kurt): marry him.
(Rachel): i am considering it.
(Rachel): clearly he is both dexterous and has the ability to multitask under pressure. also he is clearly smart. all admirable traits for our future children.
(Rachel): patti rachel and barbra cotillard
(Kurt): so perfect.
(Kurt): rachel, this is blaine on kurt's phone. i want to make sure you know he is being sarcastic right now.
(Kurt): I am not. propose rach. PROPOSE
(Rachel): but how will I get a ring on such short notice?
(Kurt): again, this is blaine. SARCASM, RACH.
(Kurt): BLAINE IS A LIAR
(Kurt): I AM NOT LYING KURT
(Kurt): I AM HOLDING ON TO THIS PHONE FOR KURT UNTIL HE ADMITS TO HIS LIES
(Rachel): ....you guys are wierd. and that's from me.
(Sam): so I'm watching the wizard of oz, right
(Sam): and when you think about it the midgets are really just like...a little midget army. the witch could have had her own midget army.
(Finn): I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
(Sam): dude that would be sweet
(Finn): I would use them to get children's discounts and the parking spots up front where the people with kids park
(Sam): I have siblings for that :)
(Finn): so do I but now that kurt got taller no one believes he's an 11 year old swedish dude anymore
(Sam): tough break.
(Puck): do you remember anything from last night, lesbian ambassador?
(Santana): quinn's pissed at me
(Santana): Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
(Puck): ahaha yup. she dumped her drink on you
(Santana): ...lesbian ambassador?
(Puck): you stood up on the table with the vodka and in between swigs announced that you were the ambassador to lesbianism and will make out with the non believers to turn them.
(Puck): then you told rachel she was just repressed.
(Santana): oh my god.
(Puck): it was actually pretty awesome
(Puck): i think sam has it on video
(Santana): if he puts it on facebook i will need you to help me hide the body
(Puck): he's my brooo
(Santana): PUCK.
(Puck): fine.
(Rachel): he doesn't make grammatical errors. even when getting head.
(Kurt): marry him.
(Rachel): i am considering it.
(Rachel): clearly he is both dexterous and has the ability to multitask under pressure. also he is clearly smart. all admirable traits for our future children.
(Rachel): patti rachel and barbra cotillard
(Kurt): so perfect.
(Kurt): rachel, this is blaine on kurt's phone. i want to make sure you know he is being sarcastic right now.
(Kurt): I am not. propose rach. PROPOSE
(Rachel): but how will I get a ring on such short notice?
(Kurt): again, this is blaine. SARCASM, RACH.
(Kurt): BLAINE IS A LIAR
(Kurt): I AM NOT LYING KURT
(Kurt): I AM HOLDING ON TO THIS PHONE FOR KURT UNTIL HE ADMITS TO HIS LIES
(Rachel): ....you guys are wierd. and that's from me.