Better Than it Sounds
Copy/paste ten descriptions of shows from Better Than It Sounds, have people guess them, hilarity will ensue. Also, after someone's guessed it, the answer will be in pink font next to their name...all you have to do is highlight it if you want to know, but if not, you can try to guessed yourself without spoilers! :)
I'm bored, so there's two versions of this:
THE EPIC NINETIES VERSION
1. Brothers with the same name team up with a self-deluded superman to survive weirdness in their home town. Told in monologue. -guessed by helloeinstein (The Adventures of Pete and Pete)
2. Game show where All Myths Are True and kids compete for the right to commit rob tombs, meet a talking stone head, and fail to put together a monkey statue. -guessed by brachyura (Legends of the Hidden Temple)
3. Three prepubescent kids hunt down a world-renowned thief and her gang of cartoonish Mooks all over the world. -guessed by helloeinstein (Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?)
4. : A buck-toothed kid discovers a world where erased chalk drawings live like normal people -guessed by brachyura (Chalkzone)
5. Boy gets tormented by his older sister, who manages to bypass all things he builds to avoid her. The boy also has a rival, whose true name is Susan. -guessed by brachyura (Dexter's Lab)
6. A short megalomaniac and his idiotic robot slave from a society where height determines rank tries to conquer/destroy the ultimate Crapsack World while being opposed by the ultimate Butt Monkey. Also involves pigs and monkeys. And doom. -guessed by brachyura (Invader Zim)
7. Two lab rats, one short and irritable, the other tall and easily impressionable, devise schemes to Take Over The World. -guessed by brachyura (Pinky and the Brain)
8. Misadventures of an Australian immigrant, whose best friend was Raised By Wolves. -guessed by anon (Rocko's Modern Life)
9. A group of babies have adventures while their parents aren't looking. -guessed by brachyura (Rugrats)
10. A teenage girl is best friends with a dead con artist. -guessed by brachyura (Beetlejuice)
REGALER VERSION:
1. High School Musical with issues. -guessed by brachyura (Glee)
2. A retired Marine with a redhead fetish, a lecherous playboy, a malapropping Israeli assassin, a murder mystery writer / computer nerd and online gamer, an old British doctor and a Perky Goth with a caffeine habit work for the US Navy. They Fight Crime! -guessed by rumbleroar846 (NCIS)
3. Slice Of Life anime, only it's live-action. Set in an American Middle School with No Fourth Wall. -guessed by goten0040 (Ned's Declassified)
4. Teenagers become dinosaur-themed superheroes, then mythical-beast-based superheroes, then ninja superheroes, all while keeping the same costumes, even though all but one of the original members are replaced along the way. -guessed by sleighttrick (Power Rangers)
5. An immature slacker convinces the police that he has ESP. He and his reluctant best friend solve murders. -guessed by helloeinstein (Psych)
6. Two dorky white people strive to impress their black and Puerto Rican Dominican best friends and shed their dependence on the Well Done Son Guy. Oh, and they save people's lives daily, but that doesn't seem enough to raise their self-esteem. - guessed by anon (Scrubs)
7. An enlightened old man, a young up-and-coming commander who refuses all promotions, an attractive female doctor (except for that year with the shrewish female doctor), and an android go where no one has gone before. They usually would rather not. -guessed by helloeinstein (Star Trek: TNG)
8. Cast from an actor's self-titled sitcom act out Ho Yay-drenched audience suggestions through improv. -guessed by brachyura (Whose Line)
9. A heavily tattooed kung-fu Dalai Lama, his Eskimo pals, a blind Chinese loli of mass destruction and some animals that don't exist (but should) take on an army of arsonists who wear giant shoulderpads. -guessed by helloeinstein (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
10.Boys have messed-up adventures while having to deal with idiotic adults, pop culture parodies and weird sex acts. Features lots of swearing and snow. -guessed bu goten0040 (South park)