"I'm going to stop you, you had me at sex tape."
Tonight's Glee.
IT BEGS FOR CAPSLOCK. ESPECIALLY BECAUSE OF THE SUETON JOHN. BUT MORE ON THAT LATER.
YES.
I DID JUST GIVE THEM A PORTMANTEAU MASH UP OF THEIR NAMES.
WHAT.
WILL SCHUESTER IS A SLUT. YES. OH YES, HE IS. A SLUTTY SLUTTY SLUT SLUT.
...that felt good. Because he was bugging me and now that's he's been called out on it, I feel better. Also. EMMA. EMMA PILLSBURY.
YOU ARE A WINNER, EMMA PILLSBURY. I love her even more.
Did anyone see Quinn as the Glist poster coming? That was out of left field for me and I was like LOLWUT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE JESSE, I COULD HAVE SWORN IT WOULDA BEEN HIM R U FOSERIUZ? And it WAS. But it made sense. And I like that Quinn and Will bond (because that really works for the fic I'm writing, and because it's cute)...even thought we still don't know WHERE THE FUCK SHE IS LIVING. And that bugs me. More than anyone could ever imagine. Like an itch that will repeatedly almost get scratched but then OH NO. It doesn't.
I would like to give special mention to Artie in this episode for doing a few things:
1. "I'm going to stop you, you had me at sex tape."
2. Wearing Hammer Pants.
3. Looking DAMN FINE in those Hammer Pants and owning "Can't Touch This." Because that whole number was FABULOUS. And Artie, I can and will touch you.
Sue. Oh my god. I love her. Not only because she is hilarious, but because she is a relatable character. Kudos to Glee and Ryan Murphy...because there was a 99% chance that Sue would have been a horrible hilarious and completely irrealistic character...but she's NOT. She loves her sister and actually really helped Emma. And the Sueton John was amazing. Sue totally has a crush on her. Nothing to rival her amazing insane Madonna crush, but Olivia's probably second or third on her list. I want Olivia to come back and hang out with Sue and they watch movies together and are sue-per (lol bad pun is horrible) and are BFF's who sing. And are Sueton John.
Run Joey, Run was so bad it was amazing. That is all.
PUCKLEBERRY WOO. Again, that is all.
"And if we end up next to each other at the bar in ballet club, please do your piques and arabesques in silence." I'm not sure that was supposed to be hilarious, but I laughed. I actually love Jesse way more than I thought I would. He's kind of AWESOME. "This song should be arrested for sucking." And he's right. RACHEL'S A HEARTBREAKER. AND WE ALL THOUGHT HE WOULD. BUT SHE DID. And now I feel bad for judging him.
Ice, Ice Baby was FANTASTIC, and I don't care what ANYONE thinks. I LOVED IT. Except for how Will pulls everyone out to dance and ARTIE DOESN'T GET TO GO. He's just like "..well, okay, I'll stay here, that's (not) fine." But other than that it was awesome and Harry Shum Jr is FABULOUS.
TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART. I CANNOT EVEN. I LOVED IT. MY CAPSLOCK BUTTON WILL BREAK.
Um, Kurt and Britt? LOLWUT. -headspin- I guess it's because he's jealous of Finn and his dad being all buddy-buddy so he's trying to be a man. I cannot wait to see how that blows up.
Also, did I mention that WILL IS A SLUTTY SLUT MANWHORE? BECAUSE HE IS AND EVERYONE KNOWS.
and Artie is sexy.
IT BEGS FOR CAPSLOCK. ESPECIALLY BECAUSE OF THE SUETON JOHN. BUT MORE ON THAT LATER.
YES.
I DID JUST GIVE THEM A PORTMANTEAU MASH UP OF THEIR NAMES.
WHAT.
WILL SCHUESTER IS A SLUT. YES. OH YES, HE IS. A SLUTTY SLUTTY SLUT SLUT.
...that felt good. Because he was bugging me and now that's he's been called out on it, I feel better. Also. EMMA. EMMA PILLSBURY.
YOU ARE A WINNER, EMMA PILLSBURY. I love her even more.
Did anyone see Quinn as the Glist poster coming? That was out of left field for me and I was like LOLWUT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE JESSE, I COULD HAVE SWORN IT WOULDA BEEN HIM R U FOSERIUZ? And it WAS. But it made sense. And I like that Quinn and Will bond (because that really works for the fic I'm writing, and because it's cute)...even thought we still don't know WHERE THE FUCK SHE IS LIVING. And that bugs me. More than anyone could ever imagine. Like an itch that will repeatedly almost get scratched but then OH NO. It doesn't.
I would like to give special mention to Artie in this episode for doing a few things:
1. "I'm going to stop you, you had me at sex tape."
2. Wearing Hammer Pants.
3. Looking DAMN FINE in those Hammer Pants and owning "Can't Touch This." Because that whole number was FABULOUS. And Artie, I can and will touch you.
Sue. Oh my god. I love her. Not only because she is hilarious, but because she is a relatable character. Kudos to Glee and Ryan Murphy...because there was a 99% chance that Sue would have been a horrible hilarious and completely irrealistic character...but she's NOT. She loves her sister and actually really helped Emma. And the Sueton John was amazing. Sue totally has a crush on her. Nothing to rival her amazing insane Madonna crush, but Olivia's probably second or third on her list. I want Olivia to come back and hang out with Sue and they watch movies together and are sue-per (lol bad pun is horrible) and are BFF's who sing. And are Sueton John.
Run Joey, Run was so bad it was amazing. That is all.
PUCKLEBERRY WOO. Again, that is all.
"And if we end up next to each other at the bar in ballet club, please do your piques and arabesques in silence." I'm not sure that was supposed to be hilarious, but I laughed. I actually love Jesse way more than I thought I would. He's kind of AWESOME. "This song should be arrested for sucking." And he's right. RACHEL'S A HEARTBREAKER. AND WE ALL THOUGHT HE WOULD. BUT SHE DID. And now I feel bad for judging him.
Ice, Ice Baby was FANTASTIC, and I don't care what ANYONE thinks. I LOVED IT. Except for how Will pulls everyone out to dance and ARTIE DOESN'T GET TO GO. He's just like "..well, okay, I'll stay here, that's (not) fine." But other than that it was awesome and Harry Shum Jr is FABULOUS.
TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART. I CANNOT EVEN. I LOVED IT. MY CAPSLOCK BUTTON WILL BREAK.
Um, Kurt and Britt? LOLWUT. -headspin- I guess it's because he's jealous of Finn and his dad being all buddy-buddy so he's trying to be a man. I cannot wait to see how that blows up.
Also, did I mention that WILL IS A SLUTTY SLUT MANWHORE? BECAUSE HE IS AND EVERYONE KNOWS.
and Artie is sexy.