Super Epic AVPS Post of Epic AVPS things.
My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist. I despise gingers, and Mudbloods. I hate Gryffindor House, and my parents work for the man who killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?
Oh my god, HERMAN.
HERMIONE CAN'T DRAW!
Oh shit! You guys are kids! I've got to watch my damn mouth around you little bastards! I'm sorry. Shoot!. I've got to watch my damn mouth around you little bastards.
Snape: Where did the poster of Headmaster Zefron go?
Umbridge: I don’t care for Zac Efron, Taylor Lautner is my man.
Snape: What do you want, you horrid bitch?
“Until then, we gotta go back to the Muggle world. They’re gonna try to tell me that this wasn’t real, that none of this happened, but you know what? It was real, and it did happen. We spent time here and we made friends here, and that’s a part of us. Hogwarts is, it’s bigger than any of us, it’s bigger than any of its founders, and it’s gonna be around long after we’re gone. Maybe we’ll see our kids come here one day. That’s the thing about Hogwarts-no matter how long you’re away from it, well, there’s always a way back.” -Darren Criss, AKA: HP.
Ron: “I mean, it’s like Spiderman is so full of love, that he would never let any of that ruin him. And that redhead, Mary Jane. She cares a lot about him. Even if he is just a nerdy, potato-faced loser. And she knows, deep down, miles beneath those enormous breasts of his… that he’s something.
It's stuck on there with magic.
Why don't you VOTE on what you want on your tombstone!?
RED VINES.
BROMANCE.
Alright. Favorite Amy Mann song, on three. One, Two, Three-
RED VINES
Favorite colored vines other than green?
RED VINES
Favorite way to say red wines in a German accent?
RED VINES
OH MY GOD!
Where have you been all my life?
In a cupboard under some stairs.
IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING ELF!