Wow. Die my whole head blond and put me on Laguna.
A minute ago, I was listening to some Juno tracks on youtube. Looking at the adorable album art with her round and protruding tummy, these were my thoughts:
Oh look, it's like me with my freshman fifty! Except, nobody thinks I'm pregnant. It's too floppy and well distributed to be a baby. Damn, I wish people thought I was pregnant! It would be so much better than being fat...............................................................I just told myself I'd rather be pregnant than fat? I did. I'd rather be pregnant than fat. Damn you, Cosmo and television. To hell with you.
PS. Die. I wrote 'die' instead of 'dye'. haaaaaaa my brains were blonde at birth.
Oh look, it's like me with my freshman fifty! Except, nobody thinks I'm pregnant. It's too floppy and well distributed to be a baby. Damn, I wish people thought I was pregnant! It would be so much better than being fat...............................................................I just told myself I'd rather be pregnant than fat? I did. I'd rather be pregnant than fat. Damn you, Cosmo and television. To hell with you.
PS. Die. I wrote 'die' instead of 'dye'. haaaaaaa my brains were blonde at birth.