Things i have done in recent memory that chances are, you havent...
Did you read the subject line? Good. Now you are ready for my list.
1/Visited a friend who had liposuction and breast implants. thats right. shes 19, and probably skinnier than me before surgury.
2/saw a woman dressed remarkably like a flower garden. yes. a white suit covered in flowers. and she was being taken home by a man in a shirt covered in sunflowers. if he knocked her up, i bet theyd have a flowerchild.
3/went to vancouver bc. for one night.
4/spent a good hour at work folding clothing for rather large women. trust me, jcpenney's "womens" section is not fun to clean up. i mean dude, im sorry, i know people need to buy em, and ive got nothing against that, but 4XL shirts are NOT easy to fold.
5/actually made money from a trip to canada...and that includes spending a whole lotta money on drinks...how you may ask would one accomplish this? here is a lovely recipe...combine one dead grandma's former canadian savings account...add a parent who cashes in this canadian savings account...put all the canadian money in a closet...dont spend it for 10 years...and then convince that same parental unit to give you said canadian money for your afformentioned trip to vancouver bc...and then spend that money on friends without canadian cash money in their hands, they repay you in american money...and voila. money making scheme. for those friends whose money i now have...i owe you coffee for it...or a long island next trip to v-couver.
6/walked around the lake a few times...well, there may be people out there that have done this recently, but to you i say, screw you. i love the lake.
ive run out of things to say...and it is late. i didnt sleep a whole lot last night...and drove 3 hours...worked 7 hours...and now, tis time for relaxing. if you are home and i havent seen you, i would like to...but probably not until wednesday. why you ask...thats for me to know...and you only to know if you call me.
done now.
1/Visited a friend who had liposuction and breast implants. thats right. shes 19, and probably skinnier than me before surgury.
2/saw a woman dressed remarkably like a flower garden. yes. a white suit covered in flowers. and she was being taken home by a man in a shirt covered in sunflowers. if he knocked her up, i bet theyd have a flowerchild.
3/went to vancouver bc. for one night.
4/spent a good hour at work folding clothing for rather large women. trust me, jcpenney's "womens" section is not fun to clean up. i mean dude, im sorry, i know people need to buy em, and ive got nothing against that, but 4XL shirts are NOT easy to fold.
5/actually made money from a trip to canada...and that includes spending a whole lotta money on drinks...how you may ask would one accomplish this? here is a lovely recipe...combine one dead grandma's former canadian savings account...add a parent who cashes in this canadian savings account...put all the canadian money in a closet...dont spend it for 10 years...and then convince that same parental unit to give you said canadian money for your afformentioned trip to vancouver bc...and then spend that money on friends without canadian cash money in their hands, they repay you in american money...and voila. money making scheme. for those friends whose money i now have...i owe you coffee for it...or a long island next trip to v-couver.
6/walked around the lake a few times...well, there may be people out there that have done this recently, but to you i say, screw you. i love the lake.
ive run out of things to say...and it is late. i didnt sleep a whole lot last night...and drove 3 hours...worked 7 hours...and now, tis time for relaxing. if you are home and i havent seen you, i would like to...but probably not until wednesday. why you ask...thats for me to know...and you only to know if you call me.
done now.