Skins Has Addled My Brain
So I just told my mate that she tastes like bollocky wank shite!. which i then realised afterwards is just wrong on sooooo many levels. It should also be noted that telling anyone they taste like bollocky wank shite is just wrong and that i am going to hold Skins responsible for this social monstrosity!
Saying that, I did then shout distraction cake! in order to stop my friend from realising the truely horrifying implications of telling her she tastes like bollocky wank shite!