*I want your everything as long as its free*
So since my migraine is over and I feel like doing freaking great with my english tonight - which might not be true at some point but let me hope - I feel I have to explain who are Johnny Weir and Stéphane Lambiel - which will be very important for you to know in the near future as I talk ALL THE TIME about them (oh and maybe Mongoose too).
Johnny Weir - also known as John G. Weir - is a figure skater. He's American but not-so-secretly having a thing for Russia. He celebrated his second 25th birthday again last July (because he counts backwards). His bio on Twitter says: " 2-Time Olympic Figure Skater, Movie Star, TV Star, Recording Artist, Author" which is completely true but far away from the truth. He forgets to mention he's a fabTAStic figure skater, an amazing entertainer, that he's got a voice to die for (YES! TO.DIE.FOR... put that in your history book) and people are freaking excited for his book to come out.
And he's most likely looking like this:
(Yes, it is real fur. He likes it and we're sorry if you don't).
But I mostly love him when he's looking like this:
Stéphane Lambiel - also known as the Little Prince (or Le petit prince, from St-Exupéry's book) or more likely as the Magical Zebra - is also a figure skater. He's Swiss and loves everything involving ladybugs. Basically, he's the most wonderful thing that could happen to planet earth because he's just sweetness and kindness on skates.
So he looks like this:
Could anyone be any more presh? But I rather like him when he's like this:
*There also are a lot of nude pics, especially when it comes to Johnny, but we'll leave that for later*