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[pinklightning]

I had a dream last night that I had a superhuman power. Its hard to explain it, but before I pooped, I could decide where I wanted the poop to end up (i.e someones front door, in someones car, etc). I could just imagine where I wanted the poop to end up, then I would poop, and then the poop would end up there. I never would even see or smell the poop.

I woke up and was pretty afraid that I had pooped my pants, dreaming about pooping so much, but I hadn't. I didn't even have to poop when I woke up. Maybe I really do have a superhuman poop power.