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Reason i am against getting a cat
1. The basement still smells of cat piss from the cats that were here before
2. who is going to take care of it? i'm sure the litter box would go in the laundry room where the litter would be tracked all over the place and smell like hell. Who is going to pay for the cat. i'm certainly not going to pay for cat food and kitty litter or any cat toys that will undoubtly be left all over the house.
3. Cats shed hair...we don't have a vacuum to clean up the cat hair
4. Cat claws rip things up, i have $300 jeans and if a cat put a whole in them i'd throw it out the window of my car going down 460
5. who plans on taking it to the vet and paying for its shots and medicine? Kyle and Brandon are both tight on cash and the cat def. is not going in my car
6. who is going to take it home during christmas time?
So what would i get out of it
1. Free license to bitch about blacksburg all the time and Kyle can't get mad at me
2. the cat will not go in my closet or on the bed
3. Good hot quality sex i'd say at least twice a week (to alleviate the stress of that bitch cat)
4. all the cat items to be bought before the kitten is got
5. a litter change schedule (i won't be changing it so don't put me on the schedule)
6. the cat to be DECLAWED
7. Kyle needs to clean up this bedroom first
8. General bitch license
I am just totally against getting a cat, in fact i also wouldn't get a dog at this time either. the only animal i would get would be a small bird or some fish
1. The basement still smells of cat piss from the cats that were here before
2. who is going to take care of it? i'm sure the litter box would go in the laundry room where the litter would be tracked all over the place and smell like hell. Who is going to pay for the cat. i'm certainly not going to pay for cat food and kitty litter or any cat toys that will undoubtly be left all over the house.
3. Cats shed hair...we don't have a vacuum to clean up the cat hair
4. Cat claws rip things up, i have $300 jeans and if a cat put a whole in them i'd throw it out the window of my car going down 460
5. who plans on taking it to the vet and paying for its shots and medicine? Kyle and Brandon are both tight on cash and the cat def. is not going in my car
6. who is going to take it home during christmas time?
So what would i get out of it
1. Free license to bitch about blacksburg all the time and Kyle can't get mad at me
2. the cat will not go in my closet or on the bed
3. Good hot quality sex i'd say at least twice a week (to alleviate the stress of that bitch cat)
4. all the cat items to be bought before the kitten is got
5. a litter change schedule (i won't be changing it so don't put me on the schedule)
6. the cat to be DECLAWED
7. Kyle needs to clean up this bedroom first
8. General bitch license
I am just totally against getting a cat, in fact i also wouldn't get a dog at this time either. the only animal i would get would be a small bird or some fish