Ohhh Emmm Geee el jaay upd4t3z0rzzz!!111!!!!!!eleventy!!!1!!
Nads…I am sooo bored! Crikey mc trikey all this
finishing
university malarky seemed much more fun and exciting when I was
struggling away
with essays and exams but now I’m just stuck trawling through the paper
and big
pimpin my CVizzle trying to get myself a mingeing summer job because I
am S to
tha KINT y0! The exams went ok : ) I am very proud that I resisted the
urge to jump up on the desk at the end of my last one, cup my groin,
salute and croon
the whole of “America, Fuck Yeah!” at the top of my American
Studiesified lungs…ahh sadly
I refrained, although I reeeeeally wanted to!
I came out with a medio_core 2:2 as I was well expecting so I am a churpy
chappy like woah. Looking at my grades though
all my final exams and my D.I.S.C.Otation all came out as 2:1s, I punked dem bitchiz!
Shame I spent the rest of the year being
a slacky bombom…d0hz0rz! Super
congratulations to everyone out there in el jay land and beyond who are now
graduates; especially the lovely Hannah, Yolanda, Sophie, Vicki and Sparkly Sarah
:) ohhh and well done to all you brainiacs who lyk sew totalli pwn3d their end
of year exams, heres lookin at you Stu and Tom :D
So…what else, what else…the Liver and Brain massacre was furn! Twas ace to party with tha “soc” crew again :D I also acquired several new, polished scrotums to add to my necklace…mwahahahaha! I went holidaying to Bath (posh people land) to see my besty bud Lil which was SUPERB! I love that lady <3 <---- emoooo! We went to see House Of Wax purely to perv on Paris Hiltons bloody splattered knorcks, classy birds we be ;) Oh and HELLZ YEAH! Sin City is THA SHITZY!!!! It’s amazing! I went to see it with the fartypants that is Matt and it was fabaroo! If you haven’t you must go and see it NOW…go, go, go…no time to put pants on, GO!!!
Cripes it was hot today. I was melting like the wicked witch of the west :\ Now don’t get me wrong, my attic room pwn3s all other rooms EVA!!1!! but it gets hotter than a red hot poker between a randy baboons buttcheeks up here :/ GOSH! But I am happy because I am listening to The Beatles lalalalala “I wanna hold your haa-ah-ahh-aaahand” lalala *warbles and air drums.* How spiggin awesome is that shit?! None of this 50 cent grinding and gyrating protrusions - the Beatles knew how to snag them some flange with romance and charm, weerrrrd to that playah!
The house is so empty, it’s giving me the willies :\ Hannah’s in Ireland, (I miss my partner in l33t!) Jos is jet setting somewhere crazy and Dougie dude moved out yesterday to his new house. It was ace living with mister Douglas :D he knows all about b00b0rz tee hee hee ohh emmm gee r00d lolz haha and one day I will go to Hooters with him :D yup, Doug rocks my toe socks.
Well, I best wrap this up as I’m currently busy being a RAGING BAY LORD making dodgy creations to sell on ebay : ) At the mo I’m making Misfits necklaces, here’s a few piccies…they will look a lot better with beads and claps and maybe some painty outlines…
excuse my manky hot looking checken neck...uchhh!
Arghh I am SOOO EXCITED about the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory film :D I can wait not and pee in anticipation! Johnny Depp = t3h s3xXX0rz lyk w0ah! On that note I’m off to fantasise about drinking a chocolate river and using J Dizzep as a huuuge human ladle! Booyah!
xxx
So…what else, what else…the Liver and Brain massacre was furn! Twas ace to party with tha “soc” crew again :D I also acquired several new, polished scrotums to add to my necklace…mwahahahaha! I went holidaying to Bath (posh people land) to see my besty bud Lil which was SUPERB! I love that lady <3 <---- emoooo! We went to see House Of Wax purely to perv on Paris Hiltons bloody splattered knorcks, classy birds we be ;) Oh and HELLZ YEAH! Sin City is THA SHITZY!!!! It’s amazing! I went to see it with the fartypants that is Matt and it was fabaroo! If you haven’t you must go and see it NOW…go, go, go…no time to put pants on, GO!!!
Cripes it was hot today. I was melting like the wicked witch of the west :\ Now don’t get me wrong, my attic room pwn3s all other rooms EVA!!1!! but it gets hotter than a red hot poker between a randy baboons buttcheeks up here :/ GOSH! But I am happy because I am listening to The Beatles lalalalala “I wanna hold your haa-ah-ahh-aaahand” lalala *warbles and air drums.* How spiggin awesome is that shit?! None of this 50 cent grinding and gyrating protrusions - the Beatles knew how to snag them some flange with romance and charm, weerrrrd to that playah!
The house is so empty, it’s giving me the willies :\ Hannah’s in Ireland, (I miss my partner in l33t!) Jos is jet setting somewhere crazy and Dougie dude moved out yesterday to his new house. It was ace living with mister Douglas :D he knows all about b00b0rz tee hee hee ohh emmm gee r00d lolz haha and one day I will go to Hooters with him :D yup, Doug rocks my toe socks.
Well, I best wrap this up as I’m currently busy being a RAGING BAY LORD making dodgy creations to sell on ebay : ) At the mo I’m making Misfits necklaces, here’s a few piccies…they will look a lot better with beads and claps and maybe some painty outlines…
excuse my manky hot looking checken neck...uchhh!
Arghh I am SOOO EXCITED about the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory film :D I can wait not and pee in anticipation! Johnny Depp = t3h s3xXX0rz lyk w0ah! On that note I’m off to fantasise about drinking a chocolate river and using J Dizzep as a huuuge human ladle! Booyah!
xxx