HAPPY NEW YEAR :D
Duuuuudes! HAPPY POO YUUUUUUUURRRRR!
Did you all have gooduns then? Spiggin hope so innit! Mine was pretty ace, very drunken and duurrrty groovylicious. But yeah. 2006. How crazy is that?! My resolution is to UPDATE THIS FLIPPIN JOURNAL MORE OFTEN! That...and to do more for charity, give all my money to the poor, recycle eeerrrythang, take to the streets and befriend a token chav to bridge social boundries, adopt an indangered animal etc etc of course ;) But yeah!
Holy moley it's been a while! Sorry I've been such a gash ElJay friend, cazzygeigher living at home with no life to cyberspeak of...i'm booooring! Been skipping through your germy journals though and it sounds like you're all cushty in the bushty in Notts and that makes me happy in the pants like woah woohaaaaaah! Your collective entries light up my life like a bunch of teensie, radioactive microwaves and console me with the warm, soupy goodness they contain :D I miss you all lots.
So yeah. I'll update in poncey cuts form cause...well...noone reeeally reads this claptrap anyway and i'm lazy and my liver is still all poisoned from lastnight and I'd rather be watching Mary Poppins and eating cake. Here goes muthafackos!
I have a spangly job working as a hippie in a little organic, wholefood cafe which I luuurve. Yes indeedy, I am a slave to the chick pea and a wench to the butter bean :) it's an ace set up though because it's part of CAT the Centre for Alternative Technology and we recycle and compositify everything and it's super ethical so yeah, i'm kinda SAVING THE EARTH by making frigging rediculously geigh decaff soya barley cup cappa-flippin-chions innit...maybe, abit, sort of. It's cool there though (if not quite the graduate career I was hoping to sliiiide so slinkily into) and all the staff are flippin sweet :D And...get this right...we sell a veggie burger called a Big Mach, because, right the cafe is like in Machynlleth n shit! HAHAHAAH we are sooo twatting drole, i loves it ;) Alsooo me and tha fam have all turned hardcore vegematarians...which is nice! No flesh passes the threshold of this tiny cottage anymore, no siree. (Sorry Stu and Yolanda, I am already picturing you're grimices of disgust and lentil disdain!) Carrots ARE pretty flippin rockin though, you can get a lot of joy out of a carrot without the guilt of it once having trotted gayly around a field. They make me happy for the moment anyway :)
How were all your Christymasses then? Mine was loverly like jam. Just chilled with tha fam and ate too much. I'm pretty sure if I kept up the mammoth jawathon eatfest of the festive season a couple of weeks longer I'd be able to hoik my love handles (or handles l'amour as i glamourously call mine...classy bird that i am) riiiight up under my chin like a huge, flabular foreskin for my torso for warmth. Which would be highly economical in this bloody parky weather we've been having. Got some ace prezzents including the leopardprint version of my cat shoes...(cue poncey poser showoffmyshoesarecoolerthanlife photo)
Alan Partridge DVD, a yeeeear long supply of knorck and goffik flange with a suicidegirls.com account aaaand my first couple of driving lessons. toot toot, beep beep n all that. I'm a lucky wee creatin indeed :D
So what else...hmmm. Cripes yeah! Tis the end of life as I know it :( I can't be a pinkyhead anymore as my body is rejecting it :\ My precious hair has started falling out! And I don't mean falling out like a few strands here and there I mean like full on malting like a furry brazilian snake with alopecia! All those years of bleach and corrosive cheeryaidesque twattings onto my little skull have taken their tole *laments*
This reeeeally sucks and saddens me muchos :( but i'd rather be ginger with a hefty barnet than pink with a comb over like some kinda neon raver wheelchair guy from Little Britain. Eww.
Talking of hair...Vince Noir <3 Hellz yeah! I'm going to see the Mighty Boosh on tour in March, in Cardiff with tha fam and then again in Nottinghamly with the aceness of Hannizz Kween Jizz and DaN flowerpot MaN and other peoples whose particulars I am not positive of at present. Can't. Frigging. Wait!
I want to kiss Vinces Nipples and slurp on his toes! Vince Noir ROCKIN the char in his sexual phworsome comedic hippster stylings. Love <3 If you haven't heard/seen any Boosh GERRIT DOON YA NECK! Seeeeriously, it's the best comedy, lyke, ev0r. Funny like 29 kinds of woah :D
Anyway, I've tattled on about my shite long enough here, I'm off to read some of yours!
Happy New Year you lovely people :D See you all supersoon I hopes!