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Apr 09, 2004 22:28

Yes, I am fed up with everyones bs on having a fucking boyfriend! so i am going to list the top 14 reasons why being single is GOOD!!! dont ask!!!!
1) Umm, ur FREE!!! Lust as much as you breathe
2) As many one night stands as possible and it doesn't classify as cheating! (not like i would but whatever)
3) more time for the IMPORTANT things in life, while ur friends have to drop out of college due to poor grades while dating, ur in Standford
4)None of the relationship fighting crap
5) It is 100% impossible to get dumped!
6) PSHH look at u! way 2 hott 4 them boiz!!!
7)mall hunting is always an option
8)more time 4 u and the girls
9) no having to pay for your date! spend it on your beautiful self instead!
10) When ur friends talk about their boyfriends too much, use it as an excuse to stop being friends with them
11) What guy wants a taken girl anyways???
12)no heartbreak
13) It always looks better on ur resume for "boyfriends wanted"
14) BECAUSE IT JUST ISSS!!!!
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