fuck you.
why do i feel like this is pointless
oh thats right
BECAUSE IT IS
im gonna get a new lj me thinks.
I'm in a downright rotten mood. deal with it.
its been 6 long months since i've been in a "real" relationship. even that wasn't even that great.
is there a sticker on my back that says kick me?
I found Jesus. He was behind the couch the whole time. <--Neek better get me that shirt.
expunky karynlee: no me. im a big dirty whore.
fluffle dot org: karyn sucks dick for bus fare then walks home
fluffle dot org: lol
Semidelicious: nah. i do it for free
fluffle dot org: i havent said that for so long
Semidelicious: i don't like "the penis" either
eX Clint: my penis is pretty
Semidelicious: 5x5!
fluffle dot org: haha
fluffle dot org: karyn
Semidelicious: little Jeff brings the awesome
fluffle dot org: i love your msn nickname
expunky karynlee: i know tis great eh?
fluffle dot org: i bring the booze
expunky karynlee: im like "dude, what are you doing back there"
expunky karynlee: and hes like "i duno i just sorta rolled outa a cave and here i was"
fluffle dot org: lolol
expunky karynlee: so im like "sweet lets go light it up"
expunky karynlee: so we did and it was great
fluffle dot org: i dont know why you talk to that guy man
expunky karynlee: then we had sex
expunky karynlee: alot of sex
fluffle dot org: jesus is too full of stories
fluffle dot org: that arent true
expunky karynlee: and now im gonna have god's grandchild?
fluffle dot org: its kind of sad
fluffle dot org: hes always like trying ot impress us
expunky karynlee: AHAHAH
fluffle dot org: and im like
fluffle dot org: 'shut up jesus that didnt happen'
expunky karynlee: roflmao
fluffle dot org: and hes all 'it did too the sea parted!'
fluffle dot org: and im like 'fuck off jesus, get a life man'
expunky karynlee: i dont know why
expunky karynlee: but im laughing so hard right now
fluffle dot org: ooh blasphemy
fluffle dot org: heheh
expunky karynlee: oh man
fluffle dot org: we scared the boys away
fluffle dot org: they're at church
expunky karynlee: HAHAH!
expunky karynlee: holy shit that was hilarious
fluffle dot org: lol
expunky karynlee: livejournal worthy fo sheey
fluffle dot org: we're funny
expunky karynlee: we are!
expunky karynlee: thats why jesus likes us so much
expunky karynlee: that and he just can't stop fucking
fluffle dot org: really?i heard he had a big..
expunky karynlee: its like PUT THE DICK DOWN. GET A JOB. BITCH STOP FUCKIN
expunky karynlee: no man his penis is small
fluffle dot org: haha
expunky karynlee: why do you think he waited solong to ocme back after his death?
fluffle dot org: he has penis envy
expunky karynlee: because now we have those "enlarge your penis 3-5 inches guarenteed" shit
fluffle dot org: lolol
expunky karynlee: he had to wait all those years for a bigger dong
expunky karynlee: and now that he thinks he has it
expunky karynlee: he cant stop fuckin
expunky karynlee: i mean shit; he got me pregnant 3 times
fluffle dot org: holy piss
expunky karynlee: but then god makes me get an abortion because he's "too young to be a granddaddy"
fluffle dot org: hes like the energizer bunny
expunky karynlee: i mean shit; he fucked himself over big time for having a SONG
expunky karynlee: err SON
fluffle dot org: lolol
expunky karynlee: shoulda had a daughter that bastard
expunky karynlee: i had a nice long talk with him
expunky karynlee: he said he couldnt control what genes came out in his sperm
expunky karynlee: and i was like "fuck you god; you're god. you have control over everything"
fluffle dot org: yeah
fluffle dot org: lolol
expunky karynlee: then he said something about how mary bent over in doggy style and by that time he jsut didnt give a damn and just wanted to bone her in the ass
fluffle dot org: LOL
expunky karynlee: oh man im so bad
fluffle dot org: rofl
fluffle dot org: and joseph didnt get any
expunky karynlee: shit no
expunky karynlee: joseph and mary were lesbians
fluffle dot org: josephine
expunky karynlee: why do you think that dude had such long hair? cuz he was a woman
expunky karynlee: all vag.
eX Clint: hey!
eX Clint: thats not even cool
fluffle dot org: clint
fluffle dot org: your not my boy
fluffle dot org: your that lesbo's boy
eX Clint: no Im not
fluffle dot org: josephine
expunky karynlee: LOL!
eX Clint: that was like 3 years ago
fluffle dot org: was it?
eX Clint: yeah
expunky karynlee: fuck; they were some carpet licking blood eating lesbians
fluffle dot org: or was it yesterday?
fluffle dot org: hmmm?
fluffle dot org: that is so gross karyn
fluffle dot org: lol
eX Clint: it was back when I went to college with Jeff
expunky karynlee: damn that jesus .... he and his pappy sure are great in bed
oh thats right
BECAUSE IT IS
im gonna get a new lj me thinks.
I'm in a downright rotten mood. deal with it.
its been 6 long months since i've been in a "real" relationship. even that wasn't even that great.
is there a sticker on my back that says kick me?
I found Jesus. He was behind the couch the whole time. <--Neek better get me that shirt.
expunky karynlee: no me. im a big dirty whore.
fluffle dot org: karyn sucks dick for bus fare then walks home
fluffle dot org: lol
Semidelicious: nah. i do it for free
fluffle dot org: i havent said that for so long
Semidelicious: i don't like "the penis" either
eX Clint: my penis is pretty
Semidelicious: 5x5!
fluffle dot org: haha
fluffle dot org: karyn
Semidelicious: little Jeff brings the awesome
fluffle dot org: i love your msn nickname
expunky karynlee: i know tis great eh?
fluffle dot org: i bring the booze
expunky karynlee: im like "dude, what are you doing back there"
expunky karynlee: and hes like "i duno i just sorta rolled outa a cave and here i was"
fluffle dot org: lolol
expunky karynlee: so im like "sweet lets go light it up"
expunky karynlee: so we did and it was great
fluffle dot org: i dont know why you talk to that guy man
expunky karynlee: then we had sex
expunky karynlee: alot of sex
fluffle dot org: jesus is too full of stories
fluffle dot org: that arent true
expunky karynlee: and now im gonna have god's grandchild?
fluffle dot org: its kind of sad
fluffle dot org: hes always like trying ot impress us
expunky karynlee: AHAHAH
fluffle dot org: and im like
fluffle dot org: 'shut up jesus that didnt happen'
expunky karynlee: roflmao
fluffle dot org: and hes all 'it did too the sea parted!'
fluffle dot org: and im like 'fuck off jesus, get a life man'
expunky karynlee: i dont know why
expunky karynlee: but im laughing so hard right now
fluffle dot org: ooh blasphemy
fluffle dot org: heheh
expunky karynlee: oh man
fluffle dot org: we scared the boys away
fluffle dot org: they're at church
expunky karynlee: HAHAH!
expunky karynlee: holy shit that was hilarious
fluffle dot org: lol
expunky karynlee: livejournal worthy fo sheey
fluffle dot org: we're funny
expunky karynlee: we are!
expunky karynlee: thats why jesus likes us so much
expunky karynlee: that and he just can't stop fucking
fluffle dot org: really?i heard he had a big..
expunky karynlee: its like PUT THE DICK DOWN. GET A JOB. BITCH STOP FUCKIN
expunky karynlee: no man his penis is small
fluffle dot org: haha
expunky karynlee: why do you think he waited solong to ocme back after his death?
fluffle dot org: he has penis envy
expunky karynlee: because now we have those "enlarge your penis 3-5 inches guarenteed" shit
fluffle dot org: lolol
expunky karynlee: he had to wait all those years for a bigger dong
expunky karynlee: and now that he thinks he has it
expunky karynlee: he cant stop fuckin
expunky karynlee: i mean shit; he got me pregnant 3 times
fluffle dot org: holy piss
expunky karynlee: but then god makes me get an abortion because he's "too young to be a granddaddy"
fluffle dot org: hes like the energizer bunny
expunky karynlee: i mean shit; he fucked himself over big time for having a SONG
expunky karynlee: err SON
fluffle dot org: lolol
expunky karynlee: shoulda had a daughter that bastard
expunky karynlee: i had a nice long talk with him
expunky karynlee: he said he couldnt control what genes came out in his sperm
expunky karynlee: and i was like "fuck you god; you're god. you have control over everything"
fluffle dot org: yeah
fluffle dot org: lolol
expunky karynlee: then he said something about how mary bent over in doggy style and by that time he jsut didnt give a damn and just wanted to bone her in the ass
fluffle dot org: LOL
expunky karynlee: oh man im so bad
fluffle dot org: rofl
fluffle dot org: and joseph didnt get any
expunky karynlee: shit no
expunky karynlee: joseph and mary were lesbians
fluffle dot org: josephine
expunky karynlee: why do you think that dude had such long hair? cuz he was a woman
expunky karynlee: all vag.
eX Clint: hey!
eX Clint: thats not even cool
fluffle dot org: clint
fluffle dot org: your not my boy
fluffle dot org: your that lesbo's boy
eX Clint: no Im not
fluffle dot org: josephine
expunky karynlee: LOL!
eX Clint: that was like 3 years ago
fluffle dot org: was it?
eX Clint: yeah
expunky karynlee: fuck; they were some carpet licking blood eating lesbians
fluffle dot org: or was it yesterday?
fluffle dot org: hmmm?
fluffle dot org: that is so gross karyn
fluffle dot org: lol
eX Clint: it was back when I went to college with Jeff
expunky karynlee: damn that jesus .... he and his pappy sure are great in bed