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Hello everyone! This is the first ever legacy to be posted on this account and boy am I excited! I used to post legacies on another account, but due to a few issues I can't post there any more so I had to make a new one and pretty much start all over. Not that it matters anyways, I would have to start over anyways, I got a new computer and didn't have any of my sims soooo yeah, doesn't matter anyhoos!
So hello, hello and hello!
This legacy is just going to be a basic pixel_trade legacy...sort of, I might marry in townies, I will more then likely have more then two sims per creator, and the only thing that makes it PT is the sims that dominate my neighborhood. Soooooooooo that's all I have to say on the matter. I will hopefully be posting another legacy soon, I want to retry an old challenge again that got eated by my old computer but at the moment I'm sucked into this one! Let's go....DOO it!! -ha-
Minor Warning: Some screencaps in this place are awful, it's been a while since I had to do this so please excue it while I get my footing back.
Meet Ditzy Doo! She will be the founder for our first legacy! She is inspired (and named after) one of my favorite My Little Ponies, and as such, every baby in this legacy will be named after a pony. Why? Because why not? It sounded like a good idea at the time and has actually produced some amusing names. But here's some details!
Ditzy Doo
Pleasure / Grilled Cheese
Become a Professional Party Guest
Aquarius
2 / 5 / 4 / 7 / 7
Please pardon her eyes, she likes to look two places at once, but don't think she's stupid because she looks it sometimes!
Er...actually...forget I said that........................
I forgot how hard making a legacy house was....luckily, Ditzy is sort of oblivous to how horrible her home actually is.
Ditzy: Oh! Butterflies!
She discovered right away that she is a nature sim! So butterflies distract her.
Butterfly spam. Usually I get birdwatching but not Ditzy, she was starting this off right!!!
Ditzy: BE FREE!! BE FREE BUTTERFLIES!!!!
Here's her tiny house on the inside by the way, somehow she got flooring AND a bed, it's usually one or the other. But I sort of cheated.....her shower is CC and it's cheap....but she really really really needed it.
Sometime after she moved in, her neighbors came to visit, the first to show up is Julien Cooke, he is sort of the guardian of my townie making lot...aka he is the bush guard (that sounds horrible). I figured since he roams around a lot I should try and make his face pretty....I said try....
More people, I don't remember the girl's name, she only hung out this one time and Ditzy didn't really spend that much time with her.....
And this is why.....more butterflies.
Ditzy: Ooooooooooooooooooooooo!! Pretty butterfly!
Ditzy needs money so I send her to find a job.
Ditzy: What exactly is a "test subject"?
Um.......they test.......stuff? Just shut up and take the career, you need money and slacker isn't an option right now. She gets the science career and we call it a day.
Not really, this dog (Max I think), stopped by and distracted the nature sim from other humans.
Annnnnnnnnnnnd she spends her very last (literally) dollar on a treat for the damn stray.........
I hate you.....Not that $1 is a lot but COME ON!!!
Ditzy: Who's a good boy?
Max: I am!!
Ditzy: Yes you are! Oh yes, you're a good boy!
-sigh- Your simgod hates you.
No matter what I did, she just wanted to play with the dog....so, I caved and let her...not like any of those sims were potential loves anyways. I would let her adopt Max but he's got this weird....floating hair thig and it would irritate me far too much so he leaves eventually and never returns. Sorry Ditzy!
Ditzy: Since I can't have a dog, I'll just eat my loneliness away!
That's right sweety, just drown it in TV dinners because you have no counter space, no cooking skills, and only a toaster oven. Please don't kill yourself trying to drown your sorrows...
This was soley because she looks freaking hilarious while she's eating!
Ditzy: Waf joo tawkin bout?
Back outside, Ditzy finally has some more human interaction.
Julien: No body actually likes parfaits.
Ditzy: I like parfaits....
Dudebro......I can't remember his name since he had a weird one (I think) so he's now Dudebro from here out and until he's gone. (Obviously he's not important enough to remember his name). Anyways! Ditzy actually attached herself to Dudebro and they bonded pretty quick, mostly because Julien is a dick and Miss Black girl was a snob. They played rock, paper, scissors for a long time before I sent them all away.
Ditzy promptly went inside to write about her experiances in her journal........with a scalpel......I forgot about the scapel pen.
Seriously...this thing is NOT a pen, it's like a scapel / steak knife / pen hybrid or some crap like that!!!
After she finished I sent her to study cleaning for her job, which she has to do standing up because she has no chairs and can't sit on the floor apparently. Cleaning is sort of a foriegn concept to her....she's a bit messy.
Off to find out what a "test subject" is....
Oh look! Bills you were barely able to pay, but thankfully you just got home from work,
Okay, so I was mad because she never got her invite down town so I decided to just send her. It was about then that I realized......in my being a lazy ass, I never attached a downtown sooooooo oops. I left, came back, and then we sent her on her merry way.
And what's the first thing she does?
Ditzy: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Ditzy: You know who is good at Pinball? Ditzy.
Dudebro: Why are you talking about yourself in third person?
Ditzy: Because Ditzy is really good at pinball and she would like to show you.
Dudebro: Um..........
Ditzy: OMG are you serious?! That was so NOT a tilt!
Bijou (Cecile-K) happened by, finally a freaking PT sim right?! She brought up the weater and Ditzy looked confused.
Bijou: How about that storm?
Ditzy: It's not raining in here.....
While they were here, Ditzy rolled the want to eat out with someone, so her and Dudebro decided to have dinner together.
Ditzy: Can you play Smile?
DJ: What's that?
Ditzy: Nevermind!
/smustle spam
Poor Ditzy looks so awkward. I love that I gave her a derp eye and she just derps anyways, it was just meant to be.
Grumpy old bat....she has a serious drinking problem....not to mention the being a bitch problem. But poor Ditzy is not aware of this little tidbit.
Ditzy: She seems bummed out....
Ditzy: I know, I'll hug her!!!
Unfortunately, her trying to hug the old crazy lady just ended with her getting scolded...
They eventaully leave and head back to Ditzy's place to do whatever it is they are doing. This dude is like >_< bleh but Ditzy is smitten with him, sort of....she's not heart farting all over him but she has been rolling wants to hang and talk to him all night.
No! NO! Ew no!!!
I am not having this! Stop it right this instance!
He started it! One second they were dancing and then he was dipping her and sneaking in kisses! GET OUT!
It's okay I guess....she's more interested in cookies anyways.
And fireflies....she's easily distracted by bugs, not even cookies hold her full attention for very long. This girl is like so ADD, I can't get her to focus to save my life.
A new doggy wanders onto her lot and of course she feels the need to greet it. This is Alegra and she's a pain in the ass, but Ditzy loves her even more then Max and she's not all glitched looking like Max was so there's that!
Ditzy buiilds a relationship with her new furry friend while she's waiting for her ride to work.
Alegra is very fond of Ditzy actually, I've never seen a stray attack a walkby (who is day dreaming about how sexy Ditzy is with her derp eye and her white lab coat).
Unfortunately....this dog is a pain in the ass. She stayed on the lot the whole time Ditzy was at work, digging holes, knocking down the trash can, rolling in garbage and attacking walking sims for no reason...
There's a lot going on here....Alegra had knocked the trash over and after a bad chance card, Ditzy came home with a demotion. However, she was too distracted by the smell of the trash and the dog to really care.
Ditzy: Oh geeze, what is that awful smell.
Alegra: *I don't smell anything awful*
We interrupt this bit of cleaning to bring you the delayed reaction of being demoted...just let it all out Ditzy, it'll be alright sweety.
Ditzy: I don't want to be a test subject again -cries uncontrollably-
Yeah yeah....you'll get over it, just pick up the trash before you get roaches.
Pain. In. The. Ass!
Okay....I know she's a pain but she doesn't have to sleep out in the rain! Ditzy can't afford to buy you a bed poor puppy....-sadface-
Did I mention she adopted Alegra? No...no I didn't....okay well she did. Despite the dog being gross, destructive, and aggressive as hell...Ditzy loved her so she got to be added to the family. Hope she doesn't starve because this family is broke as heck.
See? They are cute together...despite Ditzy's sudden need to be in her undies all the damn time (you will see....). But she can't play with Alegra all day, she has to work and she has to find a husband! So after a day at work I send her back down town to find something....anything.....ANYTHING other then Dudebro!!
Being a fun-loving girl she decided to take some silly pictures! I admittedly love photobooth pictures! I usually have them everywhere in my houses.
She also got a cell phone.....that she never uses because no one ever calls her and I've never had a cell in the game before so when she needs to call I make her use the house phone. Ooops.
Now, scope out a male for baby production.....I mean love.
Um...no.....
It was about this time that I realized I put too few PT sims into my neighborhood and exited and started work on collecting more and actually putting them in. I went through a lot (not all) of cecile-k's sims and put a bunch in! But that's in, I sort of work in groups so my game doesn't keput on me again. Sad this is I'm going to have to townify them all again because I am thinking of doing a BaCC in another neighborhood....I will eventually add more people's sims, I am just lazy and I can admit it.
Ditzy came home and filled the bowl on her own, it was about then I noticed that Alegra was nowhere to be found. I have no idea if she ran away or the game went retarded and she just poofed.
Ditzy was quite distressed so she started looking for her beloved dog. Unfortunately she got distracted by migraiting ducks or something of the like,
Eventually Alegra did come back and I had to re-adopt her for some reason.....so whatever, Ditzy is happy again!
But she doesn't get much time to spend with her puppy, she needs to go back and bag a husband. Hopefully after I have added a bagillion (just cecile-k's for the time) sims she'll have better luck finding something sexy!
Snowflake!! Snowflake Mulberry is the first man she sees and I think he's super adorable so I send her over to meet and check him out.
Unfortunately we do not agree on his adorableness....
So next one I find is Zahir Florence (cecile-k). Ditzy is sent to greet him and even though they just met, they hug. POTENTAL ANYONE?
Ditzy says he's a hottie so Zahir it is! About damn time!
Well, that happened pretty fast. Apparently Ditzy is quite charming and I had no idea.
Ditzy: OMG I really love soup.....
Zahir: -focusfocus-
Ditzy isn't the best bowler in the world....she's very awkward...
But she does okay.
Eventually she asks him to go on a date, yes after wanting to bowl....good job Ditzy.
So I let them grab some food in the bowling alley, sexy first date right. We'll see if he doesn't run in fear and disgust after she starts to eat.
He doesn't seem grossed out at all.
So girly Zahir.......
So girly....
Nothing says good date like bashing each others brains in with pillows at a bowling alley arcade right?
As soon as she walks in the door, Zahir calls her and wants to invite her back downtown....okay I guess.
Off she goes on another date, please don't pass out....
They don't stay very long at the place before Ditzy invites him back to her place. Zahir of course agrees, so back to the house they go.
And they both wanted to woohoo so I bought her a cheap double bed and put it outside just so they could.
First woohoo. Ditzy fell asleep but he got back up.
Ditzy woke up long enough to get a kiss goodbye before she crawled back into bed and passed back out.
This is just to show how awkward she sleeps....
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That's the end of the very first update! There was a lot of pain and irritation that went into this and it took me....three days to get up because I was so busy (even though I was home all day). Hopefully I will be posting a couple other Legacies and challenges along side this one because I am ADD and like to jumo between households sometimes and there are a few I want to try again.
Alephbecy
Board Game Challenge
Alien Challenge
BaCC....I blame simplesimphony, I have been reading her Maplecliffe BaCC and it makes me want to try it so bad, but it looks so hard -crycry- but I have ideas and yeah! Yeah....lazy....