Dear Santa...
I shamelessly stole this from Jenn...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for andwhat_atoddd (-10 points). Last week I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In November I helped paulieparker see the light (8 points). In July fossegrl7 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
Overall, I've been nice (633 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
pinkhollywood
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday breezy512 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In May I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In April I punched poetic_affinity in the arm (-10 points). Last Monday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, sweetvanity (-5000 points). In September I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5135 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
pinkhollywood
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for andwhat_atoddd (-10 points). Last week I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In November I helped paulieparker see the light (8 points). In July fossegrl7 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
Overall, I've been nice (633 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
pinkhollywood
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday breezy512 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In May I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In April I punched poetic_affinity in the arm (-10 points). Last Monday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, sweetvanity (-5000 points). In September I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5135 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
pinkhollywood