contact;

[pinkfuckingpro]

Comments

][voicemail][

[orangetoughguy]

WHERE'S MY BIRD.

][phone][

[pinkfuckingpro]

[ring ring]

][phone][

[orangetoughguy]

[Picking up.]

Yeah?

][phone][

[pinkfuckingpro]

You know most people leave messages that start with hello.

][phone][

[orangetoughguy]

Most people aren't you and me. Where's my bird.

][phone][

[pinkfuckingpro]

He's alive, the little fucker.

][phone][

[orangetoughguy]

[RELIEF. Not that Pink can hear it.]

Where.

][phone][

[pinkfuckingpro]

He's in my bathroom.

][phone][

[orangetoughguy]

Why is he in your bathroom.

[Can the toucan hear him like a keen dog? Does the toucan recognize Freddy's voice? Either way there's a flapping bird in that bathroom who croaks and chirps.]

][phone][

[pinkfuckingpro]

Because I wasn't exactly looking forward to the toucan v. cat war, why the fuck do you think?

][phone][

[orangetoughguy]

[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. Toucan's got a powerful beak over there.]

I want him back today.

][phone][

[pinkfuckingpro]

You can come pick him up.

][phone][

[orangetoughguy]

[It sounds too easy....]

Okay.

][phone][

[pinkfuckingpro]

[Pause]

But you gotta pay me back for my TV.

][phone][

[orangetoughguy]

What.

][phone][

[pinkfuckingpro]

The bird flew into it.

I think the fucker did it on purpose.

[There may have been a cat involved.]