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[pinkfuckingpro]

Okay, fuck this shit. Ready?

[Mr. Pink, Mr. White, and Mr. Orange are getting up and getting out of a diner after eating lunch and bitching, as usual, about tips, when this starts playing. They are powerwalking out the diner. They are super cool.]

All I'm saying is that white bitches will take almost any shit as long as you say I love you. It's

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[whitetwoguns]

[Mr. White with glasses on makes a half turn to Pink.]

All you're saying is you don't get how women work at all.

[orangetoughguy]

[Taking a puff of his smoke. Freddy actually has his sunglasses up on his head, pushing his hair back. Yeah.]

Have you tried it?

[pinkfuckingpro]

Have you?

[Yes. Yes he has]

[whitetwoguns]

Tried to give women shit and use I love you as a buffer?

[Excuse him if his tone is pissy because...well, it is. ]

Sure, I done wrong. Plenty. I'm not gonna use it immediately after I say I'm sorry.

[child_radical]

You're just asking to be murdered in your sleep or have your dinner poisoned.

[pinkfuckingpro]

I cook my own food. I'm fucking better cook than any woman I've slept with anyway.

[child_radical]

Still leaves open the option of you being smothered.

[pinkfuckingpro]

It's a chance I'll take.

[bringbrightdays]

Love is powerful, if you really mean it. Love is as powerful as music, and music is as powerful as love.

[pinkfuckingpro]

....who the fuck are you?

[bringbrightdays]

I'm here on a mission to fulfill the truth!

[pinkfuckingpro]

Does that mean you know the truth?

[officer_garrus]

Not if she carries a pistol at her hip.

[pinkfuckingpro]

I think you missed the fucking point.

[officer_garrus]

And yet I'm the one with the badass girlfriend.

[pinkfuckingpro]

Why does everyone think I'm interested in a girlfriend?