With my pencil in hand
Alright, so Chelsea broke up with Ashley.
She and I had been talking about going out beforehand, because we like each other.
So, when Chelsea and Ashley do break up, I go to Ashley and say, "OMG, I'm so sorry! Are you okay?"
And she's like, "Oh, yeah. It was a mutual break-up, we both wanted to end it. In fact, I think YOU and Chelsea should go out! Ask her out!"
And I was like, "I don't know, I feel really bad, then it seems like she broke up with you for me."
And she says, "Oh, not at all! I don't care about it. Ask her out! Do it!"
She convinced me to ask Chelsea out.
So I did.
When she finds out we're dating, she starts crying and shit.
WTF.
WTFFF.
Why can't chicks just be straightforward?
I mean, I don't want them to be like, "I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!" or anything,
but to just flat out LIE about your feelings, and say the exact OPPOSITE of how you feel...
That's retarded.
Grow up, gals.
She and I had been talking about going out beforehand, because we like each other.
So, when Chelsea and Ashley do break up, I go to Ashley and say, "OMG, I'm so sorry! Are you okay?"
And she's like, "Oh, yeah. It was a mutual break-up, we both wanted to end it. In fact, I think YOU and Chelsea should go out! Ask her out!"
And I was like, "I don't know, I feel really bad, then it seems like she broke up with you for me."
And she says, "Oh, not at all! I don't care about it. Ask her out! Do it!"
She convinced me to ask Chelsea out.
So I did.
When she finds out we're dating, she starts crying and shit.
WTF.
WTFFF.
Why can't chicks just be straightforward?
I mean, I don't want them to be like, "I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!" or anything,
but to just flat out LIE about your feelings, and say the exact OPPOSITE of how you feel...
That's retarded.
Grow up, gals.