I've never done anything
I am planning on posting something more interesting on here--but now is not the time, as it is late... I will though, I have oodles to talk about! But just to tide everyone over. Here is a survey that I jacked from Erin.
Put an 'x' next to the statement that applies:
(_) I never have been drunk
(x) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(>) I never have kissed a member of the same sex (romantically or drunkenly? no. But I suppose I have for female family members, but not on the mouth). Hence the 1/2 "x" )
(x) I never crashed a friend's car
(x) I never have been to Japan
(x) I never ridden in a taxi
(x) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(x) I never have had sex in public
(_) I never have been dumped
(x) I never shoplifted
(>) I never have been fired (I've been laid off due to downsizing, but not fired. Hence the 1/2 "x")
(x) I never have been in a fistfight
(x) I never had a threesome
(x) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(x) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(X) I never have been caught masturbating
(x) I never pissed on myself
(X) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(X) I never have been arrested
(x) I never made out with a stranger
(>) I never stole something from my job (not anything crazy like stealing merchandise or electronic equipment-- but I believe that I've accidentally walked away with office supplies. I don't know if that counts).
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(x) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(x) I never had a crush on a teacher
(x) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(X) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(X) I never slept with a co-worker (same section, same difference...)
(x) I never cut myself on purpose
(X) I never had sex at the office
(x) I've never been married
(x) I've never been divorced
(x) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(x) I never have posed nude.
(X) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(>) I never cheated on my significant other (technically I did cheat on "what's his face" but I have no remorse. He was a piece of s--- boyfriend.)
(X) I never had sex with my boss
(X) I never have eaten snake meat
(x) I never jumped out of an airplane
(X) I have never been to a nudist event
(x) I have never been naked on the internet
(X) I have never had a foursome
(>) I have never played golf (I've played miniature golf).
(_) I have never played truth or dare
(x) I have never been to the Southern Hemisphere
(x) I have never caught my parents having sex.
(X) I have never been caught having sex by my grandparents.
(x) I have never been to a frat party.
(X) I have never had sex in an airplane.
(x) I have never broken a bone.
( ) I have never owned a video game system (nes, super nes, etc)(We own 'em all except for PS3, Sega Game Gear, Sega Dreamcast and the first XBOX. And we don't have Atari or Turbografix 16 or any of those other weird systems).
(x) I have never been on a motorcycle.
Put an 'x' next to the statement that applies:
(_) I never have been drunk
(x) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(>) I never have kissed a member of the same sex (romantically or drunkenly? no. But I suppose I have for female family members, but not on the mouth). Hence the 1/2 "x" )
(x) I never crashed a friend's car
(x) I never have been to Japan
(x) I never ridden in a taxi
(x) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(x) I never have had sex in public
(_) I never have been dumped
(x) I never shoplifted
(>) I never have been fired (I've been laid off due to downsizing, but not fired. Hence the 1/2 "x")
(x) I never have been in a fistfight
(x) I never had a threesome
(x) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(x) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(X) I never have been caught masturbating
(x) I never pissed on myself
(X) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(X) I never have been arrested
(x) I never made out with a stranger
(>) I never stole something from my job (not anything crazy like stealing merchandise or electronic equipment-- but I believe that I've accidentally walked away with office supplies. I don't know if that counts).
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(x) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(x) I never had a crush on a teacher
(x) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(X) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(X) I never slept with a co-worker (same section, same difference...)
(x) I never cut myself on purpose
(X) I never had sex at the office
(x) I've never been married
(x) I've never been divorced
(x) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(x) I never have posed nude.
(X) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(>) I never cheated on my significant other (technically I did cheat on "what's his face" but I have no remorse. He was a piece of s--- boyfriend.)
(X) I never had sex with my boss
(X) I never have eaten snake meat
(x) I never jumped out of an airplane
(X) I have never been to a nudist event
(x) I have never been naked on the internet
(X) I have never had a foursome
(>) I have never played golf (I've played miniature golf).
(_) I have never played truth or dare
(x) I have never been to the Southern Hemisphere
(x) I have never caught my parents having sex.
(X) I have never been caught having sex by my grandparents.
(x) I have never been to a frat party.
(X) I have never had sex in an airplane.
(x) I have never broken a bone.
( ) I have never owned a video game system (nes, super nes, etc)(We own 'em all except for PS3, Sega Game Gear, Sega Dreamcast and the first XBOX. And we don't have Atari or Turbografix 16 or any of those other weird systems).
(x) I have never been on a motorcycle.