The 'I Just Couldn't Make It To Bed' Meme

[batsu_espada]

You must have been more tired than you realize, because one minute you're lounging around on that fabulous (or maybe it's hideously uncomfortable) couch of yours, and the next thing you know, you're knocked out.

Too bad you're not really alone to catch up on that beauty sleep now.

You just really hope that whoever finds you doesn't decide to make

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dean winchester ;; supernatural ;; shipping/romance females only // gen, all welcome

[thesoldier]

[ He's either drunk and passed out or crashing here because he sure... Has been hunting and isn't crappy-motel-ing it up. ]

[tamarangqueen]

[Cara rolls her tongue in her mouth, displeased to find a drunk on her bedroll. She places on a hand on her hip, debating the best ways to rid herself of this problem. She purses her lips as she makes up her mind. With one swift motion, she's pulling it from under him.]

[thesoldier]

[ He finds himself flipping and rolling over onto the hard ground and yells out loud, flailing. ] Augh! [ THE FUCK ? ] Aw, man -- what the Hell, lady?

[tamarangqueen]

[Judging the fuck out of you rn Dean.] Do you often find yourself stealing other people's beds?

[thesoldier]

Sleep where I can. [ ... WTF CARA. ] Didn't mean t'piss anybody off.

[tamarangqueen]

[Crossing her arms, she moves to the stand above him.] Well next time I recommend you find somewhere else to sleep off whatever you've taken part of. Next time I won't be so kind.

[thesoldier]

Look. I'm sorry, lady. I had a rough night. Wasn't just the drinkin'. [ He hates you. But he won't shoot you anyway. ... This time. ]

[tamarangqueen]

You think that will make me pity you? You're not the only one who had a rough night. Some of us just know how to deal with it better than others. [POINTED LOOK.]

[thesoldier]

Or maybe some of us are freakin' robots who don't need any sleep. Come off it already. What's your problem?

[tamarangqueen]

Well this, 'robot' [wtf is that?] needs her sleep. So if you'd be so kind to remove yourself from my sight, I'd be much obliged.

[thesoldier]

Alright, alright. [ Shit. ] Jesus. [ Eyeroll. ] Name's Dean, by the way. So you can, y'know, protect your damn camp roll from me or somethin' next time.

[tamarangqueen]

[She'd really rather sleep, but she can feel the judgment Kahlan would send her way if she were rude. So with an eyeroll, she fixes a smile on her face.] Cara. It's a pleasure to meet you, Dean. I'll make sure to put up a ward with your name on it the next time I set up camp. Now if you'd please excuse me, I have some slumber to catch. [But she refuses to lie down until he leaves. Because paranoia. Yeah maybe she has it.]